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Just the thought of writing the year 2000 has me worn out already. Every hope to be titleholder wants a sash that has those numbers emblazoned across the front. Such was the case in Washington DC this past weekend. The announcement of Gary Vandeventer, Mr. DC Eagle 2000 brought a loud roar of approval from the packed bar.
The DC Eagle, is the second oldest Eagle bar in the country. The New York Eagle being number one. The Eagle celebrated their 28th anniversary during the Thanksgiving weekend. From the day before Thanksgiving through Sunday, something was happening every single night.
Friday evening outgoing Mr. DC Eagle Glenn Mlaker, hosted a terrific party. Everyone who was anyone seemed to be in attendance. Glenn is a remarkable young man, who is the darling of the Centaur M/C. Skippy, as he is known in the local DC circles completed an outstanding year, not to mention placing 4th at IML this year.
His work is not done yet. He also is the co-chair of MAL 2000. If you have not had the pleasure of meeting him and you are attending MAL in January, you will see him at the registration table at the host hotel. Thank you Glenn for an outstanding year.
The DC Eagle anniversary pins are simply dazzling this year in black and gold. This is one to definitely have in your collection. I am sure there are a limited quanity of these pins. If you were at the Eagle and did not get one, well, shame on you.
Saturday evening the judges, conducted the contestant interview portion prior to the contest. The judging panel consisted of Glenn Mlaker, Wayne Nesbitt, DC Eagle 98, Ray Hall, DC Eagle 96, Al Santora, DC Eagle '84 and Fraser Picard, Int'l Drummer '99/'00.
The contest started pretty much on time, and emcee Ken Snowden the muscle bound hunk, kept the show rolling at a fast pace. Five contestants were vieing for the new leather millenium title. Ted Heath, David Bernard, Bob Ehrlich, Int'l bootblack 99, Gary Vandeventer, and Scott Melton. Tallymaster Jim Raymond handed the envelope to the emcee, and Gary Vandeventer was announced the winner. Scott Melton was 2nd runner up and Bob Ehrlich claimed the 1st runner up title. Gary is a former Mr. Iowa Leather, and did compete at IML two years ago. He is also the newest member of the Centaur M/C.
In Toronto, The Mr. Toronto Leather contest was underway during the same weekend. Marcus the Merciless was one of the judges. When last seen dashing to the SF airport, after a stop to pick up some chopsticks..... a little Dim Sum perhaps???? The winner of that contest was. Estafan De Castrp a transplanted New Zelander by way of Spain.
The holiday season is upon us. Holiday parties are everywhere. The DC Eagle's annual Animal Kingdom party will be held on December 5 begining at 5pm. This is a fun event with plenty of food and drink. If you are in the DC area drop by.
Int';l Drummerboy Woodie Barnes, is hosting a big event in Baltimore at the Hippo on Dec. 12, which is a benifit. 8 pm , $5 general admission, $6 reserved seating or a table for $24. Woodie has been extreamly active in the leather community, long before he won the title. If you are in the area please go and support him in his endeavors.
Just remember drinking and driving do not mix !! be safe and have a designated driver if necessary. I do want to see everyone in the year 2000.
DISH SUM ON THE HOOF----
As many may have noticed last week, and as Neil Alexander put it in a e-mail to yours truly---"The disher, suddenly became the "DISHEE" thanks to my OLDER sister MADAM MERCILESS!!!!! I can only say-----I now have a compartment on my broom that holds a bottle of soy sauce!!!!!!!
A select group of leathermen in DC are waiting to see if a certain contestant will have business cards printed, to match the ones that were printed last year... But then last years card announced he was 2nd runnerup... What do you put on a card when you don't place??? hmmm.
Sashes are wonderful. But, they do not have to be worn at every event, unless you do not have a medallion or a vest..But don't worry, Int'l Drummerboy will have both, even if he may have to purchase them himself. We know that will not be the case with the new Drummerboy next year, don't we? Pittsburgh, are you taking notes?
What does one do with a four foot tall Trophy? Turn it into a sun lamp? Thats the dilemma facing the newest Maryland leather title holder.. (Bob Gunther). Gee sponsors and producers of contests should think about giving their winners something a bit more useful, than a dust catcher... Congratulations to Robert. Just goes to show you if you persevere long enough you will come out on top. Robert will be competing in Chicago next May.
Randy Calkins, a former Mr. Upstate NY Leather, was in town to witness the stepping aside (remember you never step down) of his good friend Glenn Mlaker. He looked every bit a hot and handsome, as he did the day he won his title. Ask anyone who was staring at that butt in those chaps. Now there is a catch, and he is single!!!!!
Nominations are starting to come in for the VANISHING CREAM AWARDS....... Mr. DC Drummer, are you reading this? And by the way, what ever became of Carl Baldwin??? The last time anyone saw him, was on the cover of a Drummer magazine. hmmm
Keep your eyes on the new Mr. Double L Leather (Jon Worthington). Goodness knows, everyone else did at the DC Eagle this past weekend. And then there is that cute boy with the nickname "pup", who many thought had blond hair. WRONG !!! That was only sprayed on for halloween. Someone is giving him good pointers on how to dress. We may be seeing him in the future entering a competition. Don't you think so Woodie?
Was that former IML runner up Mark Malan at the Baltimore Eagle the other night? Yes it was. He took time off from making perserves in California (he lives next to Knotts Berry Farm) to come east again. Mr, Powerhouse Leather SF also swept into town. See, there is life after SF!!!!
Imagine the surpised looks on many faces at the DC Eagle, when Jose Uclesdeclined to have his photo taken with the new winner. He said it was the winners night and he should be in the spotlight..... Now that was very gracious.
Mr. Ryan, "Don't you know who I used to be", Goldner, is quite busy preparing for the Philadelphians Tri-Cen weekend Dec 31 - Jan 2., we guess, since no one has heard a peep from him. The Philadelphian' run is one of the best on the east coast for a New Years celebration.
Too bad everyone missed the grand debut of the newest title holder in DC. A member of the old, old, old Lawrence Welk TV show breezed into the DC Eagle and swept "La Vandeventer" off his feet!!! Of course the only thing those witnessing this spectacle could see was the Chrome CR which was shining in the light! You figure out where a certain person's pants were. If only members of the Highwaymen TNT had a front row seat to witness that exhibition... Now we know why that title holder has one strap unbuttoned at all time on his "Big Ben" coveralls. Hello?
The Wicked Witch
The wicked witch has been on a mission for the past two weeks. London, Paris, Montreal, and Ottawa Canada. Mr. Leather- M. Cuir Ottawa-Hull 2000 was held in Ottawa. This was the 7th contest hosted by the Ottawa Knights. What a weekend! It can never be said that our neighbors to the north do not know how to entertain.
Arriving directly from Paris, via Montreal, I was met by the Current title holder of M. Cuir de Montreal for 1999. Patrice Elio. We drove to Ottawa on what I was certain was the autobahn. folks up there do not dawdle on the highways!!!!. The meet the contestants event was held at the ICON dance bar. The warm up buffet was hosted by M.A.S.K., a wonderful leather club.
Six contestants were vieing for the title. James Morgan, Jean Francois Pinsonnault, Howard Hao, John Kemp, Sebastian Saulnier, and Bob Webster. Each one of them were very qualified to hold that title. I might add that there was a 7th contestant (Trevor Cook) who, do to a family emergency, had to drop out.
The Ottawa Knights home bar (Cellblock) was a sea of leathermen and women. One could not move. There was someone for everyone. and from the looks of the pairing off of couples and threesomes, a good time was had that night!!! Saturday morning the judges had the task of interviewing the contestants. The panel of judges consisted of chief judge Thom Lockwood who was such a dear man and saw to every need. Mary Elizabeth Boyd, who has acquired the title of first lady of leather, Peter Cairns, M. Cuir Ottawa-Hull 1995, Patrice Elio, current M. Cuir de Montreal 1999, and yours truly, the witch!!!
A vast aray of questions were fielded by the judges, and for the most part each contestant had good answers.. Of course after the tough question and answer period it was cocktail time. A party hosted by Executive Producer John Purdie and Ottawa Knights President Murray Lavigne had everyone in a festive mood for the wonderful dinner which was held at the hotel.
At 9pm another cocktail party was held at Barrymore's, site of the contest. Barrymore's is a wonderful place to hold a contest. Built in the early part of the century, it has the beauty and charm that is missing in most of the newly constructed theatres.
The contest went off without a hitch. This years theme "On the Road to Glory", gave the contestants a chance to enact their fantasies. The time that is always set aside for the out-going title holder to express their thanks, gave everyone a pleasant surprise for this contest. Dean Ross, chose to sing, backed by members of the Ottawa Gay Mens Chorus. Truly a MGM production. Additional thank you's appeared in the program. Dean was, and is, the best. A real role model for others to follow in the future. When it came time to anounce the winners, which includes audience imput on the judges scoring sheets, a buzz filled the packed to capacity building. It was announced that a tie between second and third had occured. Judges had to re-convene. With that situation solved, Howard Hao, was annnounced as Mr. Leather- M. Cuir Ottawa-Hull 2000. Sebastian Saulnier 1st runner up and James Morgan 2nd runnerup.
The crowd roared their approval. Howard, raised in Bejing China, came to Canada, some years back, and is a remarkable man, who is totally into leather, and actively in involved in the Ottawa Leather community. Congratulations to Howard, and Congratulations to all the contestants. Each one did a remarkable job. Once again the entire membership of the Knights did an outstanding job, Murray, John, and Thom, you made everyone feel so very welcome. This event has become a biggie! Everyone should make plans to attend next year. I intend to visit Ottawa many more times during this coming year!!!!!
Howard Hao will compete at MAL in January. It might be noted that it should be very interesting attending IML next year. Minorities and people of color will be very much in the limelight. It is obvious to me that the leather community has been doing their job by meeting, greeting and encouraging all interested parties.
For those who have traveled to London recently, one of the places to drop into, is the Hoist. If you think you have been to heavy duty leather bars in the States, well, think again. Dress code, no nonsense bar!! The owner (Guy) who greeted me in a Leather Jock, and boots, had my loins moist. A previous IML contestant who looks as good as the day he was on the stage in Chicago. He did introduce me to their contestant for IML 2000, a body builder chap, by the name of Mark. Keep an eye out on that one. The Coleherne, another strong leather bar, had lots of S/M (stand and model), but some real hot men were there if you could get them to talk. The most disappointing thing about London pubs and bars is the early closing times for many. However, if you play your cards right, you will have snatched someone out before the doors close anyway!!!! HELLO?
The name Euro Star simply sounds grand. Well, it is grand. The new bullet shaped train that travels like a rocket ship from London to Paris. In America, we have forgotten what truly luxureous travel really is like. First class is just that. 20 minutes through the tunnel speeding along at over 100 miles an hour -Three hours to Paris. Arriving in Paris, I spent my time with Mr. Paris himself, Herve' Bernard, IMD 98. There is not a person that he does not know, or does not know him.
There are so many bars - and I attempted to see them all. He lives in the center of town surrounded by gay bars and restaurants. The QG quickly comes to mind along with a host of others. If you are fortunate enough to visit Paris, Herve' is the perfict host. Half of Paris celebrated his birthday which lasted three days. This included a party which he hosted at his apartment. One of his many talents is, he is quite the chef. French men as they say are magnificent.
INTERNATIONAL AND LOCAL DISH-----
One of the most appreciated birthday gifts given to IMD '98 was a 5 lb. can of Crisco !!!brought all the way from SF by an admirer.
Is it really true that one of the contestants in a recent NYC leather contest, was none other than the former Mr. Ebony Leather, who abandoned SF several years ago to head east? Now whats that all about? I don't suppose Cain Berlinger was a judge at that contest!!
Love has no boundaries. A certain young man who bar-backs at the Loading Dock in San Francisco, flew all the way to Paris to visit someone he had met during Folsom Street Fair. Will he succeed in bringing the Frenchman back to SF to live? My money is on a NO for that answer!!! But gee Stuart, you did get to see Paris !!!!
The new Mr. North Atlantic Leather, Jimmy Lee Murray, was seen checking out every French Canadian in Ottawa this past weekend and one in particular! Hmmm do I hear wedding bells?
Imagine this-------Mr. Ottawa Leather '98/'99, walking up to a table to greet everyone there, and having one member of the party ask, when he walked away "who was that"? Nothing too unusual about that. Except the party that asked the question happens to be a member of the club who sponsored the man in Chicago last May after he won MAL !!! How quickly we forget !!!
For those who will be attending the Mr. DC Eagle contest and anniversary weekend (Thanksgiving), be on the lookout for that hot chap who owns the Hoist in London he will be in attendance !!!!
IML emcee, Frank Nowicki will be celebrating a birthday this week. It has been rumored that in order to cover the bases a box of candles was purchased. They do come 50 to a box don't they?
Glen Mlaker will be stepping aside this month from his title of Mr. DC Eagle. I'm sure a certain person in Syracuse, will be pleased to have him a little more to himself.
Talking about how to piss off people-----and turn away prospective pledges, The President of the Utica Tri's did just that in Ottawa. Come on Mr. President, can't we all just get along? Dirty Laundry and comments like that, should be aired at home - not in another country.
An e-mail flew across the country complaining about. Daddy's bar in SF, having the nerve to charge a cover charge at the door the night of Halloween. Well perhaps that money was going to one of the local charities. Did that disgruntled customer ever think of that?
The producer of the Intl. Deaf Leather contest may want to know that there is a Deaf Bear club in Ottawa who had no knowledge of the Intl. Deaf Leather contest. Perhaps you may want to get in touch with him?
By the way, going to Canada is not like going to NYC. Yes you do have to have a passport or a birth certificate. But to have no identification at all?? I thought a certain person from DC would know better...or should have known better. Makes for much embarrasment at the customs booth!!!
And to that one person who was inquiring about the after hours victory party that was held at the Steamworks in Ottawa, NO, Mary Elizabeth Boyd did not attend!!! Although she couldhave had a towel and locker. I understand the rooms were all booked!!!!
The Wicked Witch
November 1st,'99
AUTUMN LEAVES AND INDIAN SUMMER
As this year draws to a close, so many notable things have happened within the leather community. Title holders may come and go. However, certain past title holders leave an indelible mark on our community.
One such person is Jill Carter, International Ms. Leather 1996. Jill wore the mantle of of that title with grace, dignity and the conviction that she would make a change in the lives of all leathermen and women worldwide.
The fact that she just happened to be a person of color, had very little to do with her strength in pulling together all the members of the lesbian and gay communities throughout these United States. Her motto of "Each one, teach one" became the standard for leather women and leather men to adhere to.
However, even more important, is her standard of excellence, which she sets for all our future title holders. Truly a role model for all those that wish to aspire to the lofty heights of titledom. If there is a mentor and role model for yours truly, then Jill Carter is the one for me.
Putting her on a pedestal, is not where she belongs. Her roots are with all of us who have experienced the trials and tribulations of coming out , dealing with parents and loved ones. To hear her speak of her early years, and how she dealt with her own personal problems, should be published in a book for all to read.
The loss of both parents at extreamly critical times in her life, only adds to the wonderful history that has truly made her an outstanding mentor for our community. What makes a person like Jill so loved and respected? Just ask Viola Johnson, her better half for over 25 years, or the newer member of the family Queen Cougar. Love, compassion, respect, and understanding, are words used in describing her.
If you have never had the opportunity to meet Jill, and you have the chance to attend the grand opening of the Leather Archives Museum in Chicago (in Feb.) take a moment to introduce yourself and chat with her. I guarantee you will walk away feeling so good about yourself.
On a lighter note, if you are a contestant at a leather event and Jill, just happens to bea judge.....All I can say is----COME PREPARED !!!!
CHAPTER TWO: As the world turns around Intl. Drummer-----It has been announced that the International Drummer contest will be held at the Sun Coast Resort Hotel, St.Petersburg, FL. The contest will be Sept 14 - 17, 2000 . According to the press release, it is the largest gay resort complex in the world. The decision was made by Mike Zuhl, new owner of International Drummer Contests.
This news is still bouncing from city to city. Obviously, no moreDrummer in conjunction with the Folsom Street Fair in S.F. For many it will be a difficult choice to decide which to attend with one being the week before the other. With a new millennium, things change. The outlook for Drummer looks bright and positive. Mike Zuhl does like to do everything first class. Who knows, hopefully this event will revert back to the days when it was fun to attend, and you got something for your money.
Jeffrey Adler, IMD 97, is certainly pleased, and I am sure we will see John Garger, (Mr. Drummer '83) in attendance, since he resides in Florida. St. Petersburg could become the next leather capital. At press time there was no mention if St. Petersburg would become the permanent home for this stellar event. In a phone call received from Mr.Zuhl, he did state that he explored all the possibilities of trying to keep the contest in SF. However, financially it became an impossibility due to the exhorbitant costs to stage the event there.
For those who are disappointed at the outcome, and who had thought 1999 would be the last Drummer contest, at least have IMD 2000 to look forward to. Who knows, Florida could be great fun. Enough said.
The big question in San Francisco is: Who will become the next city leader? Will it be "Da Mayor" (Willie Brown) or one of the lesser known candidates. My guess is, Mayor Brown will retain his throne. Even though some of his promises when he ran the first time were not kept. Especially the Muni system, and the homeless situation. But how many cities can boast of a mayor who will attend functions in any gay bar in the city, and appoint as many gays and lesbians to to high city posts as Mayor Brown has done? Very few in my estimation.
In the nations capital, Leather Sabbat was held at the DC Eagle. The high heel race started off the week of events. Dupont Circle patrons always turn out for this event.. My,my. You would be suprised at who were wearing some of those stilletos. Costumes were quite imaginative, and the judges had great fun at the DC Eagle which was packed. International Drummerboy, Woodie Barnes was a solid hit with everyone. So nice to see a local boy do well. DC Drummerboy Eric Mazzacone was in attendance, and was quite charming and lovable the entire evening. Jose Ucles, did put on his Dungeon Dance over the weekend. No report on the attendance to that one, but I am sure many had a good time.
I simply must get myself a scanner and whatever else I need to put all the show and tell photos on the website. I will have to put that on my Chriistmas wish list.
According to a very reliable source, the leather contest held in Montreal was a bit ragged around the edges. At press time, there was no mention of who had won. However I will find out.
Looks like the big apple is gearing up for another leather event. The Mr. Gotham Leather Nov 12, at 9 pm, to be held at The Center, located 1 West 12th St. (corner of Hudson). Contest starts at 9 pm. $ 10.00 advance, 15.00 at the door. They are looking for the hottest man in NYC. Sponsored by GMSMA.
Meanwhile our neighbors to the north (Ottawa, Canada) are preparing for their Mr. Ottawa-Hull Leather contest. Mid-Atlantic Leather '99, (Dean Ross) will be giving up his title. Dean is a outstanding young man, who put the phrase "role model" back into our vocabulary. His agenda for this year was met with resounding success. Obviously, by the amount of contestants entering this contest to follow in his footsteps, Dean has done his job well and will continue to be active in the leather community, as he had before attaining the title.
I will be in Ottawa to bring you the news------and the DISH !!!
Let us not forget, should you happen to be in Fagdad by the bay (SF)
the two day 4th anniversary of Daddys. God, has it been 4 years?
November 8th and 9th. The party begins at 8pm. Daddy Phillip Turner,
definatly did bring leather to the Castro. What a worker in the
community that man is! Everyone who is anyone will be there.
Congratulations to the staff and management for four wonderful years.
DISH AMERICAN STYLE-----------
I am happy to learn that the embargo on boot polish has been lifted in the city of Syracuse, NY. which means a certain former upstate boy title holder will be able to polish his boots before his next public appearance!!! Thank goodness Buffalo, Albany, Utica and Governeur, NY did not have that problem.
Interesting review of the city of Seattle in the current issue of Genre magazine. Especially when the writer reviewed the nightlife at the various bars.. Especially the Cuff Complex. The owners of that bar must not be amused !! The writer reported that, "Depite some of the most unpleasant staff ever to work in North America (thankfully, the bartenders seem to remember that the patrons are there to enjoy themselves") hmmmm, I see!!! I wonder what city this person is going to write about next?? DC perhaps??
In DC, Tracks, the complex that has hosted the Mid-Atlantic Leather contest for a number of years will be closing their doors forever on November 9th. A big party is planned for the final night. Oh have no fear, The Centaur M/C have found another placeto hold their big leather contest. Some say even grander than Tracks.
According to an article in Unzipped magazine, another porn star (Andrew Lennox) is hanging up his thong and retiring from the porn business after a year and 30 films later...But then, didn't Kyle Brandon say the same thing ?....We shall see !
And to that Canadian, in Toronto, perhaps you should reconsider your thoughts about the Canadian Leather Archives. there is no reason that you should not have a Leather Archives there.. Certainly, if you have additional items that you wish to donate to the Archives in Chicago, then do so. However, there is no reason that the leathermen and women of Canada cannot, and should not have an archives of their own.. Get a grip, your pissing off your fellow Canadians.
Now that the wicked witch has purchased a new broom equiped with Pratt and Whitney engines, the broom will be departing US soil for Europe. Stay tuned for British dish, and French dish.
Speaking of french dish, Herve' Bernard, informs me he had to wake up Brian Mark Conover a former Mr. Cellblock, and porn star from his bed! hmmmm , I see! I just know there will be fresh sheets by the time I arrive....I wonder if Brian Mark took his panty hose to wear under his chaps in Paris! oops maybe those were only for the stageat the SF Eagle!
DC and the Centaur M/C has lost one of their most favorite leather men. Gary Floyd, who is the oldest member of the club (not in age) to the city of Rochester, NY !! Rochester???? He will be missed at the Leather Rack, where he worked for the last 5 years. Evidently, there must be something in Rochester, that the rest of us are unaware of besides Eastman Kodiak !! He may think twice, after a winter of shoveling snow up to his butt. In any event, we wish him well.
During the weekend of Southern Decadence, Wayne Nesbitt, DC Leather 98, and his lover Glenn who were in New Orleans for the weekend, received a phone call that their home had caught on fire. Truly a disaster, which could have been worse had they been home at the time. Water damage took it's toll, but can you believe low life trash broke in the boarded up home to steal, what ever was left? The good news is yes, they had insurance and the two cats were saved and are fine. But the best news is-----Wayne's sash was in perfect shape!!!! I guess it's hard for fire to damage a sash in a fire proof safe !!!
Imagine the look of surprise on the faces of two DC title holders, when they attended the CAB Club weekend and were the only two title holders in attendance. I guess when the person in charge of advertising, forgets to put the ad in the paper, one cannot expect a big turnout can one?. Now that can't be the same person who is about to be, or has been impeached as president of his club? Stay tuned to the next thrilling eposode in the Potomac MC saga.
The Wicked Witch
One leather event this past weekend was the North Atlantic Leather contest. A large crowd of leather men and leather women were on hand to witness this event. Sponsored by the Utica Tri's, of Utica, NY. I have reported on this event over the years. However, this year was the first time that the Tri's opened the contest up to a much larger area which includes Canada. They will also send their winner of the leatherman contest directly to IML. In the past their winner has gone to MAL to compete. The contest was formally known as the Mr. Upstate NY Leather contest.
The winner of the NAL leatherboy contest will compete next April in Washington, DC. for the American Leatherboy title. Needless to say, the Tri's put on a first class, weekend. The judges dinner on Friday evening equaled a state dinner at the White House (without Bill and Monica). The beautiful home, which at one time in the late 1800's was a hotel that housed guests traveling to the resorts in up state NY by railroad, simply glowed from all the hard work in restoring the charming residence.
Joan Marks, Michael Marks, and his significant other Danny F, made the place look like they had been there for years, when in actuallity they had only moved in three weeks before!! At THAT PLACE (the host bar), weekend registrants were arriving in droves. A very special dinner was provided for all the contestants as well. Liquid libations flowed all night long. It was very interesting to see who was creeping out of the darkened room next to the hospitality room - hoping that the wicked witch would not see the
Contestant interviews were held on Saturday afternoon. Although there was only one contestant for the leatherboy catagory, he had to garner a 60 percent score to hold the title. Randie Smith, 28, from Green Island, NY, was that one contestant. Kevin (Acey) Krauss, Buffalo, NY; John Marino, Green Island, NY; Jimmy Lee Murray, Albany, NY; Bob Forbes, Syracuse, NY. and Jeff Baxter, Gouverneur, NY, made up the list of those vieing for the leatherman title.
Judges were Patti Brown, Chicago; Mr. Marcus, San Francisco; Thom Lockwood, Ottawa, Canada; Jill Carter, Willow Grove, PA; Bill Haber, NJ; Vern Stewart; outgoing Upstate NY leatherman Sal Perrone, and Paul Briggs, Upstate NY leatherboy. Mike Seimer, MAL97 and Ryan Goldner IMD boy '98 handled the tally master duties.
All night after-hours parties kept smiles on quite a few faces all weekend long. The Saturday evening banquet, was a wonderful time to meet all the visitors and to check out all the single men and boys. Schelli Dittman, Scott Reikofski, and Jerry Acosta, the American Brotherhood Leather family were there, answering questions and recruiting contestants for ABW next year looking splendid in their sashes.
Sunday started off with a great brunch before the contest. The event got underway right on time with Frank Nowicki handling the emcee duties. It must be noted that boy contestant brought down the house with his fantasy. It was a verbal fantasy, that had loins moist through-out the bar. A special thank you to the judge's boy Bob P.
The opening number set the tone for the afternoon--very funny. When all was said and done the announcement of Jeff Baxter, 2nd runner up, John Marino, 1st runner up and Jimmy Lee Murray as the New North Atlantic Leatherman 2000, brought a roar from the crowd. Jimmy Lee Murray held the title of the first Mr. Ebony Leather in 1992 in SF and Int'l Cheeks and Chaps 1994, before moving east. Congratulations to all the contestants and to the winners. The year 2000 should be a great year. To Sal Perrone and Paul Briggs, a job well done. Ron Gurney, Jack Goldstein and the entire NAL committee and the members of the Utica Tri's - you out did yourselves.
Two weeks ago Int'l Drummer was held in SF. Everyone knows by now that the new IMD is Fraser Picard, from Virginia, and Int'l Drummer boy is Woodie Barnes from Baltimore, MD. Congratulations to both of them. A special thanks to all the contestants who participated. The biggest bombshell to hit San Francisco that weekend was the announcement of the change of ownership of the Drummer contest. Mike Zuhl of Pittsburgh, PA. is now the new owner. As for the magazine itself, hold on to your past issues. They have become collectors items. I believe the last issue published, has a photo of Ryan Goldner, and Carl Baldwin on the cover and Ryan gracing the centerfold. I could be wrong.
I will not go into all the reasons that the magazine folded. I will say that it is a shame. Hundreds of comments spewed forth during that weekend. However the general feeling from most that attended was the timing of the announcement. Why the announcement could not have waited until after the contest was over, is, still a mystery?
Many attendees and sponsors felt it could have waited. It did cast a pall over the weekend and was somewhat distracting to the contestants as well. Although Robert Davolt (editor) and I had our diferences from time to time. I will say: Thank you for keeping the contest alive, along with those who are the movers and shakers in SF, that did not want to see it die. You all know who you are. Good wishes go to Robert in all your future endeavors.
THE FORK MARRIED THE SPOON AND DASHED WITH THE DISH!!!
One of the most tasteful gatherings during the weekend in SF, was the hot party former Empress Donna Sachet, held at her home. Although many accidents nearly occured outside when looking in her living room window at a full-size life-like horse standing in her window!!! (the horse was stuffed). Former Northern CA Drummer Taurus, wanted a photo taken of him giving the horse a BJ. Unfortunatley the horse is a mare!!!! oops!
To the new Drummer title holders-----invest in an appointment book, a clock, and a calendar so that you will not make a Faux Pas, such as you did at Folsom Fair, for not showing up for your introduction on stage. Everyone else made it !!!!
Imagine the surprised look on Faser Picard's face upon learning (according to the Drummer program) he represents Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Kentucky!!! Wonder who represents Mid Atlantic---? Great Plains Drummer?
To Mr. Gulf Coast Drummer----the hell with what those leather folks told you about your leather CHP outfit, you looked damn good in it, and wear it till YOU get tired of it!!!
And to one of the Drummer emcees---Norma Desmond would have been so proud of you with that silver lame turban, and matching sash!!! Will it be in the next SF silent auction?
And to that former leather title holder, hailing from the Mid-Atlantic reagion... You cannot be everybodys DADDY!!! You are getting out of control and working nerves----But, your so called new friends don't know how to tell you that!!!! And would you listen if they did?
Poor Mike Siemer, was heard to complain that his backside was becoming flat!!! Well now, just how did that happen? Ask anyone that observed him in Utica !!! HELLO?
IN THE RUDE COMMENT DEPT-------
The person who said, when the Utica Tri's are through with you, you are discarded and not asked to return to judge..EXCUSE ME? The only thing that was discarded were your friends that had stuck by you or at least tried to, until you had no time for them....Now, all of a sudden you want to be all up in it again like nothing ever happened !!!! GOT THE PICTURE, NORMA DESMOND? Ready for your close up????
Everyone at a certain dinner table at Grimaldi's (Utica, NY), were quite relieved when a Mid-Atlantic title holder, did not charge Jill Carter a "BOY TAX", for bringing her a glass of champagne. Evidently the tax is only applied when he's asked to go for cigarettes!!!
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO DEPT----
If anyone is wondering what ever happened to Joe (life of the party) Williams, former owner of That Place bar in Utica and past president of the Utica Tri's, he' alive and well and living in Phoenix, AZ. He called Saturday nite during the intro of contestants to wish everyone well.
If you are wondering where Patrick Richardson disappeared to (IMDL 97), he departed bean town (Boston) to the Big Apple... I am sure John Purdie in Ottawa, will be thrilled to know this.
Alan Grim , former producer of the Mid-Atlantic Drummer contest, made a surprise appearance at Int'l Drummer, with DADDY in tow of course. Florida and Palm Springs seem to be the places to move to these days. Down in Florida there is a resurgence of daddies, Mauro Montoya, and now Irwin Kane. Gee, I wonder who is next to grab a second sash?
OH, I SEE----
Guess the epoxy glue worked. Seems as tho Glenn Mlaker, DC Eagle '98 and Randy Calkins have bonded!!! Most observers in Utica, thought they were joined at the hip!!!!
The best one liner heard from Ryan Goldner during Folsom Fair---- "Don't you know who I used to be"?
The Wicked Witch
Exhausted, worn out, run down, and smiling, are all words that can only describe Southern Decadence. It nearly takes a week to recover from a week in New Orleans. Oh sure, it was hot, stickey, humid, but who cared? None of the thousands that attended, were heard complaining. The word sore, comes to mind !!!
Unless you have attended the spectacle, then you have no idea of how much flesh was on display. To stand on Bourbon Street, and gaze up at all the appendages waving from balconys was quite a sight to behold. What was even more interesting, was, watching the looks on the faces of the straight out of town visitors. Mouths just hanging open, fingers being pointed.
The one phrase heard over and over, "MY GOD, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT"!!! Gay Mardi Gras, and beads being tossed hither and yon. Every bar was packed, the streets were full of hot men and women in every conceivable costume imaginable.
While all of that was going on, the Lords of Leather somehow managed to pull off a fabulous Mr. Louisiana Leather contest. On Friday evening, the street beside the Phoenix bar was closed off to auto traffic. Music, and liquid libations put everyone in a festive mood. An out door stage was the place to view the nine hunky contestants that were competing for the title of Mr. Louisiana Leather 2000. Frank Nowicki handled the introductions. Of course parties were being held all over the city. Scott Garrett, Louisiana Leather '99 hosted a invitation only party at his lovely home which was crawling distance from the bar, which it seemed like everyone attended.
For anyone who has never visited the BIG EASY, it has to be noted that the bars in that city for the most part do not have doors, or locks. Therefore, you can drink 24 hours a day should you choose. (and many did). Yours truly knew the\ names of many of the trash collectors, since I met them as the sun was coming up stumbling down the plastic cup laden streets in search of my hotel!!! HELLO??
One of the busiest spots in the city was the upper bar at the Phoenix. Glistening bodies wall to wall, floor to floor!! The bartenders were soooo accomodating!! But alas, we had to pull ourselves together, to attend the contest Saturday evening. A caravan of buses and cars took us to a simply wonderful hall where the contest was held. Yes, you guessed it, there were two bars set up there as well.
The contest started right on time, and Frank Nowicki was superb handling the emcee duties. The entertainment was terrific. When the judges handed in their scores, the announcement was made that Chuck Lance, had grabbed the title of Mr. Louisiana Leather 2000. He happens to be a bartender at the Phoenix bar. Tim Holt from New Orleans was first runner up and Tim Lott, from Hattiesburg, MS grabbed the second runner-up spot.
Judging honors went to Larry Everett, IML '95, Al Santora, who was one of the founders of MAL, Jill Carter, IMsL '96, Mr. Marcus, Columnist, Lenny Broberg, IML '92, Thom Dombkowski, Chief Judge at IML, Scott Garrett, Mr. LA Leather '99, Sean Reilly, Mr. Pistons '99, and Bruce Chopnik, IML '99,
Once the contest was over, queens in leather dashed to change into Palm Beach attire to deal with the heat. It should be duly noted that the entire membership of the Lords of Leather, did a outstanding job in presenting the contest, and making everyone feel so at home during the entire weekend. George Hester, President of the club,was presented with the unsung hero award. However, that club has so many unsung hero's as George mentioned.
Danny Alford (George's significant other) is a unsung hero by handling all the accomodations for many who stayed at the beautiful Sheraton hotel. Although the parade on Sunday was not to be missed, many were seen shopping at the French Market. It's a queens paradise for bargain hunters.. The wind down brunch was very special, and the vocalist added that something special. New Orleans, certainly knows how to party.
If latex is your thing, and you would like to have a title, ( Intl title) then don't forget about the Mr. INT'L. RUBBER 2000 CONTEST. Thomas Smith, Mr. Int'l. Rubber 99, will be stepping aside on November 13. The contest will be held at the CellBlock, in Chicago. They are looking for contestants. This is a fun contest, at Chicago's most popular leather bar. For additional information call, 773-665-8064. Don't miss this one.
The Utica Tri's are hosting the North Atlantic Leather contest, Oct. 8,9,10, in Utica, NY. This is one of the best contests around, and is open to contestants from Canada as well as all the surrounding states. The winner will compete at IML next May. The North Atlantic Leatherboy contest will be held as well, and the winner of that will compete at American Brotherhood Weekend next April in Washington, DC. September 25, International Mr. Drummer and Drummerboy contest which will be held in San Francisco followed the next day by the world famous Folsom Street Fair. Come to SF for this festive week Sept 20 - 26. Two extreamly popular men will be stepping aside. Herve' Bernard, Int'l. Mr. Drummer '98, and Ryan Goldner, Int'l. Drummerboy '98. Both have cris- crossed this country so many times promoting all that leather stands for. Each has done such an outstanding job, and are loved and admired. One could not ask for better representation. I have been very proud to have them as my represenatives and to call them my friend. I wish only the best to the both of you in all your future endeavors.
LOTS OF GUMBO, LOTS OF DISH-----
Even though a gay rag covering the Texas scene, called him Barry Choplik, everyone in the French Quarter, knew who he was. You should have seen Bruce (IML) Chopnik in that zebra striped one piece spandex, with enough beads around his neck to have sunk the Titanic. It's a wonder HIS did not become sunburnt from waving it to allthe masses!!!!
And then there was Lenny Broberg who sampled so many tropical drinks til he was swaying like a doubled over palm tree--with no leaves!!!!! Does he remember what he was doing?, or who?
And if you have ever wanted to see a three way lip lock, just ask Al Santora, Scott Reikofski, and Sean Reilly how that is done!!!! It's a wonder their tongues did not become tied in a knot! Who wants the pick of that litter???
If you ever want to know what a famous New Orleans drink (a Hurricane) does to you-- Just ask that well known BAR columnist his biggest problem was not to venture to close to the windows of his 48th floor hotel room!!!
I suppose Larry Everett, and his DADDY, found their new boy-----Dan Noel was stuck to them like crazy glue!!!!
Centaur member Bailey Walker, did seem to have his hands full----well, maybe it wasn't his hands !!!! ooops
I guess the beanie babies have been divided up, and the divorce settlement was amicable, after all Lenny Broberg and John Petek were sharing a room together !!! hmmmm
Amazing how many has beens, want-to-be's, and current leathermen were standing in line to have their tarot cards read. Looks of shock and dismay were on the faces of many!!! And who was that current title holder that was seen coming out of an occult shop, with a bag of potions. What good witch would not purchase a few potions, and cast a few spells as well ?
And who was that a current SFPD, who used the excuse that he had to use the restroom in the back room of the RAWHIDE not to be seen or heard from for hours ...ooops!
Of course there was a quite recent DC Eagle, titleholder, who was not seen at the contest but was seen every where else in the French Quarter!!!!
The baby member of the Centaur MC was stuck like glue to that redhead from Staunton, VA. Interesting how titleholders always seem to BOND!!!!!
If you happen to run in to ABW Producer, Roger Flemming, just say two words to him---NICE CHEST!!! Some young cutie announced that to him, and invited him up to hisroom!!!! Roger was in seventh heaven the rest of the day!!!
THE WICKED WITCH
Almost everyone loves surprises. One of the best surprises this summer happened in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. The site of the very first Mr. Double L Leather contest. As many may know, I am not a beach person. However, when invited to attend an event in a city which I had never had the pleasure to visit, I could not resist.
This contest was the brain child of the owners of the Double L, and Charlie Palmer, the producer of the contest. Arriving early Friday evening, I went directly to the Double L to wet my parched throat after the drive from DC. Glenn Mlaker (Mr. DC Eagle '98) was my wonderful traveling companion (and the driver).
Of course many other DC residents, who were in town for the event, had departed for dinner. After smoozing with one of several delightful bartenders, we departed to find the rest of the crowd. Being with someone who knew the town made it ever so much easier. The Purple Parrot Grill, was the place where we found the rest of the crowd.
After dinner, we left to change, before returning to the bar. Our hosts for the weekend, John Menge, and Mark Fednstrom (who just happen to be the owners of the bar) opened their positivly beautiful home up to us. Gracious hosts are not words that can even begin to describe the warmth and hospitality shown to all who stayed with them.
Back to the bar for the meet and greet. The weather was perfect, and the humidity was bearable so the introduction of contestants and judges was held on the patio. Frank Nowicki, emcee, did the honors. What a festive crowd was on hand. Everyone was very friendly---and looking good!
After a wonderful evening, we returned to our host home, to rest and prepare for Saturday. Around noon we returned to the bar for the interview portion. Breakfast and lunch were prepared. The two den boys (Kyle Taylor and Eric Mazzacone) took extreamly good care of the judges and the contestant.
The judges consisted of Al Santora, Founder of Mid Atlantic Leather, David Allen, Mr. Maryland Leather '98/'99, Glenn Mlaker, Mr. DC Eagle '98/'99. Leather Mama, Mary Elizabeth Boyd, and Vern Stewart. The Tally Master was Rich Geisendaffer, Mr. Baltimore Eagle 97.
The contest started early by many peoples standard - 7 pm was the start time, the sun was up and it was warm but it was held on the patio much to everyones delight. It has been a long time since anyone has witnessed a first time contest running so smoothly. Not to mention starting and ending on time. Charlie Palmer, and hosts Mark and John are to be commended for this.
Nine contestants were vieing to become the first Mr. Double L Leather. The winner will compete at Mid-Atlantic Leather in January. Rick Moore, Milton, DE, Tim (TJ) Bernadzikowski, Laurel, MD, Jonathon Koch, Arlington, VA. Ted Heath, Arlington, VA. Len Chiofolo, Rehoboth, DE., John Goslee, Fruitland, MD., Doug Gatewood, Virginia Beach, VA. Richard Flaim, Milton, DE., and Jon Worthington, Arlington, VA. were the extreamly well prepared contestants.
It was a fun, easy going contest, and the audience (which packed the bar) had a most enjoyable time. When all was said and done, Jon Worthington was selected as the first Mr. Double L Leather, Doug Gatewood, took first runner-up spot, and Len Chiofolo was 2nd runnerup. This is going to really become a excellentcontest in years to come. Yes, there is a Leather bar in Rehoboth !! and they do have leather there.
John (the owner) turned many a head in that perfectly matched and perfectly fitted leather uniform. Of course seeing he and Mark on those Harley's did'nt hurt either. There are not enough good things to say about these two men who have embraced and provided the leather community with a place to call home in that area.
Kudo's go out to all the staff and customers for making us feel so welcome. And if that was not enough, Sunday afternoon everyone was was invited to a wonderful bar -b-que at Mark and John's home, to bring to a close a wonderful weekend. Needless to say the winner did put in an appearance, just as the last two guests were leaving!!!!! I guess better late than NEVER!!! We may have to all chip in and buy him a timex!!!
It has been reported that the Florida Drummer winner is Victor Varela, Dennis Wilson was 1st runnerup and Scott Jones was the 2nd runnerup. For the Florida Drummer boy, Butch Arnold took that title, and Joey Phillips was the 1st runnerup and Gary Yoham was the 2nd runnerup. I understand that the new Mr. Ocean State Leather is Christoph (no lastname given). While all that is happening on the east coast, it seems the new winner of the Northern CA. Drummer boy title (held in SF) has resigned !! No word as of this date if the first runner up will assume the duties! The reasons for this is anyones guess. I guess we will have to stay tuned. However, it sounds rather messy!!
As summer draws to a close, men and women from everywhere will be converging on the BIG EASY----(New Orleans) for the Mr. and Ms. Louisana Leather contest and SOUTHERN DECADENCE... New Orleans does know how to put on a party!! I will bring you the DETAILS !!! DISH--DELAWARE STYLE----- If you thought you saw a face that you recognized from the west coast at Rehoboth, you were right. Yes that was John Petek, the other half of IML '92 Lenny Broberg. !! John has taken the new position as General Manager of the Leather Rack in DC!!! hmmmmm
If you have been putting off getting that piercing that you have always wanted, don't wait much longer. DC's top notch piercer, and leather designer Ryan will be relocating to the northwest to attend school. and yes, the love of his life Arielle (former Ms Baltimore Eagle) will be accompaning him. We are going to miss Ryan. DC's loss, and Washington's gain. The best of luck to both you.
Was that Tim, the former manager of Mr. P's in DC, having a cocktail at the Double L? It sure was. The bar stool seemed very comfortable to him!!!
If anyone is wondering what is going on with former IML Larry Everett, you will be able to ask him should you happen to go to Southern Decadence next week.
The word coming from across the Atlantic, is----Frank Nowicki did more than just emcee a leather contest!!!! Two questions remain---was he a blonde? and when will we meet him? We will not have to ask those questions about the one in Rehoboth with the new Jag convertable that you were riding in, will we Frank?
If you like redheads, and don't know how to snag one, just ask the new General Mgr. of the Leather Rack!!! Although you may have to be a fan of rugby!
A former Mr. Upstate NY Leather, will have his own SOUTHERN DECADENCE, when he houseguests with a certain current Mr. DC Eagle, next weekend!!!!
Talking about being photogenic, DC. Omega bartender Craig Hollinger, surrounded himself with three hunks at the Cloud 9 Campsafe Tea Dance, in Rehoboth. I guess when you are as hot looking as he is, you can snap them up three at a time
If you were planning on making a trip to the Lure, in the Big Apple hoping to catch a glimpse of the new manager (Kyle Brandon) don't bother, Mr Brandon gave up that position. Yes, the same Kyle who a few months back hosted a party at the Lure celebrating his retirement from the porn industry. hmmmmm, I SEE !!
Just when you think you know everything about a titleholder, you learn something new. VA. Drummer boy Kyle Taylor was hypnotizing Mary Elizabeth Boyd, who has decided to give up smoking (good for her). But don't mention the word chicken, I understand she starts clucking at the drop of a hat !!! hmmmmm
And finally----to that young man who is in the process of starting a "boys" patch club, hopefully, one of the first workshops that you hold for ONE new member, will be; When a boy needs to keep his mouth shut, and stop monopolizing conversations with their know it all attitude!!!! and perhaps give each member a pocket dictionary with the word R-E-S-P-E-C-T highlighted!!!!!
THE WICKED WITCH
Anyone who has visited, or lived on the east coast, during the summer months, has great knowledge of the meaning of the word humidity. Heat and humidity are awful for some, and nearly unbearable for others. Yours truly falls into the latter description. Everyone attempts to flee from the city as often as possible. Provincetown, Fire Island, and Rehoboth are three of the popular gay mecca's on the east coast.
All the pretty boys who were pale as a sheet during the winter months, suddenly turn into bronze gods, often from the sun, and other times from a smart tanning salon! Many times the results, have them looking like old worn shoe leather. Rehoboth Beach (Delaware) is the closest area to parboil ones self if you live in or around the DC area.
Having never been one to seek or need a tan, I carefully shy away from such places. Unless, there is a large umbrella, or parasol handy. However, all of that will change on August 20. I have been invited to Rehoboth Beach for the first time. You may ask why? Well guess what kids, just when I thought leather contests were at a lull, WRONG!!!
For any man who is dying to have a sash, you will be given another chance. The first Mr. Double L Leather man contest is being held. The Double L bar, in Rehoboth, will be hosting that function Aug 20 - 21. The winner will compete in the Mid-Atlantic Leather contest, held in January 2000 in Washington, DC. Here is your chance to strut your stuff. The judging panel will consist of David Allen, MD. Leather 98/99, Mary Elizabeth Boyd, Leather Mama for life, Al Santora, DC Eagle 84, Glen Mlaker, DC Eagle 98/99 and the Wicked Witch of the East and West.
Applications will be available at the DC Eagle, and the Baltimore Eagle according to Charlie Palmer, one of the Producers. Friday evening will be the usual meet and greet judges and contestants, and Saturday evening the contest beginsat 9 pm (so I have been told) The weekend should prove to be quite festive what with all that sun baked flesh running around.
While we are on contests, the Mr. Ocean State Leather '99 contest was held in Providence, RI. I have not heard who the winner was. However, He will compete at American Brotherhood Weekend next April 99.
Everyone who is anyone seems to be heading for New Orleans, next month (Labor Day Weekend) for Southern Decadence, and the Louisiana Leather contest.. to see and be seen. You will be there won't you? And the hills are alive with all types of strange noises. Thats the Hillside Campgrounds located outside of Binghampton, NY. If you have never gone, well are you in for a BIG treat!!!
Hard working Ed Moore, owner of Franklyn's Coffee house in DC, just
hosted another sucessful fundraiser for a worthy charity. Way to go Ed!!
KNIFE - FORK- DISH----
Out in Auntie Em land (Kansas), the Gay World Series is being held. Teams from across the U.S. will converge this week. I am sure Mike Siemer has his ticket, and more than likely, is trying to trade it in for a cozier seat in the DUGOUT!!!
SPEAKING OF FORMER MAL'S-----
Guess who has another title? Mauro Montoya (MAL96) He is now South Florida Leather Daddy 99. Hmmmmm
Meanwhile, everyone's favorite Emcee, Frank Nowicki, is in Amsterdam ---you guessed it, Emceeing another leather contest.
Meanwhile in Pittsburgh, PA. the gay community is gearing up for their annual picnic, which will be held on Labor Day weekend. Former Pittsburgh resident, Andy Rose, now living in S.F. will be flying in for that one. Now that Larry Everett, IML 96, is living there, Andy will have some one to chum around with.
Guess who has moved back to the nations capital? None other than Al Santora, one of the founders of Mid-Atlantic Leather. Sooner or later they all come back to their roots!!!
It's nice to see former contestants of various competitions, active and involved in their communities. VA. Drummerboy Kyle Taylor, Woodie Barnes, Mid Atlantic Drummerboy, Jack Holczer, PA. Drummer all have been working their butts off raising money for their local charities. Mr. Baltimore Eagle 99, Derick Rojas, will be participating in a fundraiser in Texas. This only proves that having a sash, is not the most important thing.
THE WICKED WITCH
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As everyone knows, the east coast has been baking in the heat for the past few weeks. Wearing leather during heated conditions, is no fun!! However, the leathermen and women in Boston, did don their leather apparel, and attend the New England Drummer competition held last week at the Ramrod. It was a most unusual weekend to be in Boston. During the week, the All Star game was held at Fenway Park, which is located almost across the street from the Ramrod. Major traffic congestion reigned. However, Friday night, the contest got underway with the jockstrap and Leather Image, catagories. Emcee Frank Nowicki, was in rare form with the four contestants. There was no Drummer boy competition this year. The contestants only gave their first names or nicknames, (don't ask why). Horse, (as in hung like), Michael, who is a actor, Bob, a bartender and Heath a graphic designer. All were from the Boston area. The judges were Jim Maciel, NE Drummer 98, Robert Davolt, Drummer magazine publisher, Jim Bretz, Co-Founder of NH Minotaurs, Roald Wilson, Mr. Boston Leather '99, Matt Christian, Mr. Boston Leather '89, Fred Keyser, Manager of the Safari Club, and Charles Carley, Leather Solidarity. Alternate judge was, Nancy Benson, Enforcers RI. Judges boy was Bill Markos, and the Tally Master was Tom Forestieri. Because the contest was held on two nights, the fantasy portion was done on Saturday evening. The entrance to the Ramrod was very impressive with two 15ft tall cylinders with the Mr. Drummer logo placed on them, which could be seen for blocks. The Imperial Court of Boston was in attendance (yes they have one). All who were in attendance, Friday night, left looking forward to the festivities on Saturday. However, Saturday morning the world woke up to the devastating news of the plane crash of John F. Kennedy Jr. The city of Boston, and the entire state, was on pins and needles hoping and praying that the inevitable was not true. The contest did proceed. The fantasys were interesting. The judges selected Robert Veccerallio, as the new New England Drummer 99. Michael (no last name) 1st runnerup. The Ramrod, is not the Ramrod that many may remember from years past. It is now a huge complex. A dance floor, and pool tables, take over the lower level. A packed crowd of young people were dancing the night away. There is still a dress code for the Ramrod... Executive Producer, Charles Carley, stated that he wanted to "jump start" the leather community in the Boston area, and bring the leathermen and women who have always been a viable part of the community back into the fold. From the size of the turnout, he was indeed successful. Congratulations to the Ramrod for a superb weekend which lasted until the wee hours of Sunday night. Congratulations to Pam Meyer, IMsL '99. Coming from SF, I know that she will have terrific support during her entire year. A big congratulations to Leslie Anderson, Int'l. Ms. BootBlack '99. Leslie is the first one to hold that title. Leslie is not a novice at being a title holder. She held the American Leatherwoman title in 1997. Way to go Leslie! NEWS FLASH----- For the first time in it's history, The San Francisco Leather Daddy title was bestowed on Black leatherman. Andre' English walked away with the title of Leather Daddy XVII. Congratulations to Andre. It's About time that leathermen of color are recognized , other than on the stage at IML and IMD. BOSTON BAKED DISH------ No, I cannot tell you why one bar at the Ramrod was charging a dollar more for their drinks than the other bar 25 steps away!!!! Perhaps it was because the bartender on duty usually worked downstairs, where drinks are more!!!! HELLO?? Kudo's to the person who put together the Program for the NE Drummer contest!!! Not one mispelled word!!! ----Are you reading this- BALTIMORE EAGLE??? AND IN THE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS DEPT-------- New England Drummer Emcee, (Frank Nowicki) arrived at Logan Int'l. Airport only to discover from his host, there was no room reserved at the Howard Johnson (across the street from the bar), or any other hotel for that matter. Ok, ok, so the all star game was in town. Tell me no one knew that?----So, what happened? "La" Nowicki, was rushed to the bar, where he had to change into one of his fabulous outfits, unable to do (or re-do) his hair!!! Oh---it gets better------ So you ask where did he sleep? When last seen he was blowing up a air mattress, at the host's home and placing it next to ROBERT DAVOLT!!!!!!!!, who snores so loud that the two pet cats went out on the front porch to sleep!!! Alas, poor Frank did not look pretty when last seen racing to the airport the next morning to catch a flight to DC. only to grab another suitcase to dash to New Orleans on a Business trip three hours later. Upon arriving in New Orleans, he was wisked to the very, VERY grand WINDSOR COURT HOTEL. where in a $1,000.00 a night suite, he was able to wash his hair, and address a convention crowd, which included former Presidents, Jimmy Carter and George Bush!!! HELLO??? From a blow up Mattress to former presidents in less than 24 hours!!!! Former DC resident Wayne Senn, now living with his Daddy in Cambridge, MA. were the perfect hosts during my visit to Boston. And no, I did not sleep on a blow up mattress!!! None to be found in their posh digs!!! Just when you thought there were enough clubs in the DC area, well hold on, here comes another one. Former Mr. DC Eagle, Ray Hall, has started another "PATCH CLUB". This one is for "boys". At this time at least 10 or so boys are planning on becoming members. Is this a sign of things to come? Affiliate clubs from coast to coast?---STAY TUNED. WHO WAS THAT PERSON??----- Was that former IMsL Cindy bookout, leaving the IMsL contest in a huff, the first day, BEFORE THE CONTEST BEGAN??? Guess Vegas did not agree with her? OH WELL! Complaints from IMSL attendees----All events were posted as NON-Smoking events. Is that a sign of things to come? Interesting that the American Leather boy contest is over nine months away, and at least six potential candidates for the title have expressed interest and asked for the information already. Obviously, now is the time to start doing your homework. American Brotherhood Weekend is held in Washington, DC. in the month of April. It would be nice to see contestants and feeder contests hailing from the West oast , Midwest, and the Southern states.. This event is quickly becoming very popular. The 1999 American Leather Family, has done a superb job by traveling across the U.S. and attending events both big and small. The RI Enforcers will be celebrating their Leather Weekend in Providence, RI. July 30 - Aug 1. That club has a great bunch of members (men and women). Your support will be greatly appreciated. And yes, that was Joe Morris, you saw in Chicagoland...on his motorcycle, that he rode from DC. Gee, I wonder if that local DC boy who's testicles were injected with saline by a well known dungeon master, are still the size of two grapefruits? cute, real cute!!!!!! A local current International title holder, may be nominated for the VANISHING CREAM AWARD if he does not show his face sometime in the near future!!!! NO, the DC Eagle family is exempt---from this nomination --SO REST!!! Evidently Mid-Atlantic Drummer '98 (Carl Baldwin) started a trend. Doing a solo song as a title holder steps down, is the "IN" thing. Jim Maciel gave the audience a rendition of a favorite song of his. It was well received. Speaking of songs and singers, yes the originators of the Leather Anthem did open the Drummer festivities at the Ramrod. Many had not heard the Leather Anthem. It has been shortened!!!!! After all the brou-ha-ha last year over the anthem, composer Gary Aldrich, was heard mumbling "It should have been titled " ONE COMMON HEADACHE" rather than ONE COMMON HEARTBEAT!!!! AND FINALLY------ WILL CLARK, former North East Drummer, and all around great guy, who's latest video REDWOOD is selling like hotcakes,---------and with one of the prettiest butts around---will be in the DC area July 31 - Aug 3. He tells me he is available for any charity events that may be happening at that time. He is always there to donate his time. Are you club members and organizations reading this? THE WICKED WITCH |
Washington, D.C.
Musings by Vern Stewart
July 12thth,'99
DRUMMER COUNTDOWN
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Now that IML is behind us for another year, the run for the roses has
started for the next biggie. International Drummer 99. Contests are
being held in various regions across the United States, and in British
Columbia. Men and boys have their eyes focused on the other big sash.
There was a time that a particular type of person only entered IML competitions, and others only entered Drummer competitions. However, as the years have gone by those men and ideas have melted into one. Remember when comments were, " Oh, he has that Drummer Look"? Or, a judge would ask a contestant "Why are you entering Drummer, when you just competed for IML"? Is there really no separation between the two anymore? Is a sash just a sash ? Only the name embossed on it makes the difference? What became of the men who wanted to exhibit the Drummer magazine image? Could it be that the younger generation of contestants really see no difference? Has it suddenly become a "old guard" fantasy? When interviewing one contestant, he informed the me that his idea of IML was , it was just a beauty contest, and that the Drummer image was that of a real macho man. The key word obviously being macho! Were that the case, then some of the men of the past, who held the title, would not have passed the test, in the eysight of many. Finally, we have contestants, who perhaps have average builds, and looks. Men that the general population can relate to. However, all these men have one very important item. Intelligence. Able to stand on their own two feet and think for themselves. So, how important are looks and age? Baltimore, MD. hosted the Mid-Atlantic Drummer and Drummer boy competition. The ages ranged from 30 to 54 and everything in-between. Physical attrubutes were from average to buffed. The judges consisted of IMSL 98, Megan Dejarlais, Cain Berlinger, producer of Mr. Ebony Leather, IMD boy 98, Ryan Goldner, Bruce Chopnik, IML 99, Dan Dutcher, Centaur M/member, Herve' Bernard, IMD 98, and Carl Baldwin, MAD 98. Drummer boy contestants Kyle Taylor, Erick Mazzacone,Timothy Snider and Woodie Barnes, each did their very best, and were quite impressive. Drummer men Fraser Picard, Brian Heike, Rick Newton, Maxx Ott, Jack Holczer were> equally dedicated to putting their best foot forward, and they did. Saturday evening at the Baltimore Eagle, Woodie Barnes, was selected to represent the Mid-Atlantic Region, in San Francisco in Sept. Woodie holds the title of PA. Drummerboy 99 as well. Sunday afternoon at the Hippo, the judges selected Fraser Picard (Mr. VA. Drummer 99 as the New-Mid Atlantic Drummer. Woodie hails from Baltimore, and Fraser comes from Norfolk, VA. Fraser was born in Mombassa, Kenya and has lived in Europe, and the middle east. However, this contest was not about who won, The main focus this year, were the other contestants. Brian Heike, 46, who made it clear that there is life after 40!!! Maxx, who at 54, has the body of someone 20 years younger. Timothy Snider, age 30, who has signed for the hearing impaired, at almost every leather event in the DC area. Eric Mazzacone, who is serving his country in the US Navy, and soon to be honorably discharged. Jack Holczer, who addressed the audience in his native tongue of hungarian, and repeated the now famous Drummer Credo, by Henry David Thoreau, and who hand made his wonderful basket items for the auction. Rik Newton, who as an aids survivor, spends his time educating our future generation. Kyle Taylor, who began his volunteer work back in 1984, who was nominated for the Jefferson Award (Bronze medal) by the National Dept. of Public Health. These are the quality of contestants that graced the stage during the weekend. Everyone of them deserved to win, and of course they have won the admiration and respect of everyone in their communities. As we grow older, and eventually cross over into sash heaven, we can rest assured that across this land, we have men and women just like those I have mentioned, who will pick up the mantle of education, history, and mentoring. We are in good hands. -----CHARM CITY DISH!!!! And just when you thought he was sitting on the porch with Auntie Em, and Toto, in Kansas, who pops into town ? None other than Mike Siemer. Now just who is the person that keeps drawing him to Charm city???? If you are wondering why you do not see Sarah Humble's name on the byline of the BGP (Baltimore Gay Paper) --Leather Links...Seems the powers that be at that publication...can only relate to one sentence---Do it for FREE!! Daniel Premack, (of IML den boy fame) has taken over the duties parttime. Sarah has cut back to once a month!!!! I SEE!! If anyone happens to see a photo floating around taken of all the current title holders in Baltimore. Well, the sign being held by Frank Nowicki, in that photo was to his NEW SQUEEZE!!!!! AND GUESS WHAT?? The new Squeeze is NOT BLONDE!!!!!, and is not into SUNFLOWERS!!!! Everyone is waiting with baited breath, for the next cotillion, when this new person will grace us with his presence!!! SPEAKING OF SUNFLOWERS---, was that the MAL sunflower queen of 1994 that Frank had his arms around on Friday at the Baltimore Eagle?? The step down speech of Carl Baldwin was close to a tear jerker, but he maintained. Although the box of kleenex was seen being passed to Ryan Goldner!!! Carl who has a excellent voice, sang a touching rendition of a song to his other half Gary.. along with a dozen long stem red roses!! Of course those that had helped him along the way each received a rose as well. With all the ups and downs Carl, You did us proud this year. Guess what? you can rest from having me snapping at your butt!!!!! Shann Carr, former IMSL, and terrific entertainer, had the crowd in stitches. The collection plate was passed, and approx 400.00 was raised for her. For some in the know, the comment Frank Nowicki made as Al Santora presented him with an original replacement medal, had some snickering in the audience.... Al stated that the medal (given to Frank in 1993) was lost. Frank made it quite clear that it was not lost !!!!! IT WAS STOLEN!!!! Most likely hanging in a pawn shop in Denver, Colorado along with a watch that was taken from a well known bar owner in Los Angeles!!!! by same thief! WOULDN'T IT BE NICE----IF charm city hosts, sprung for a hotel room for their invited current title holders and entertainer??? rather than sticking them in a room over a bar!!!!!! Rather Tacky!!!!! Some Drummer Judges were heard questioning each other, as to why the pool table was moved into the center of the bar for people to play pool when the bar was so crowded that you could not move?? Yes, the contest was over, but not the victory celebration!!!!! HELLO?? ACCORDING TO ROBERT DaVolt, (editor of Drummer) a place to hold the contest should be settled this week!!!, and no, there is no host hotel, so everyone will just have to find a place to stay on their own. From what I have heard hotel rooms are going fast for Drummer and Folsom!!! HAVE YOU SEEN---- The latest bumper sticke??? YOU GO GORE!!! I love that one!! I just love the comment that Mr. Marcus put in his column!!! something that I have believed in for years, maybe some will get a clue! The best way to NOT to be asked to be a judge is to ASK to be a judge!!! HELLO???? WELL WHILE I WAS OUT OF TOWN----- Should you come to DC this summer, do not expect to have a cocktail at the GREEN LANTERN!!!! IT BE CLOSED!!! Don't ask why, THEY closed their doors as fast as the JACKHAMMER did in San Francisco some years back....GOT A CLUE YET?. The only bar left of that conglomerate is the FIREPLACE located in the Dupont area.. Regulars at the Eagle stated after the closing of the Lantern, the DC Eagle became TENNIS SHOE HEAVEN!!! THE WICKED WITCH |
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Summer is here in the nations capital. Temperatures are soaring along
with the humidity, and people's nerves!!! How I miss natures built in
air conditioning which San Francisco is lucky to have each evening.
Hot weather and leather do not go well together!. Contestants for the Mid Atlantic Drummer contest to be held in Baltimore next weekend (July 9 - 11th) are praying for cooler temperatures. Those members of the leather community who are planning on attending IMSL in Las Vegas, are trying to figure out how to look cool, calm and collected in 110 degree weather!! The Mr West Virginia Drummer contest was held on July 4th in Charleston. No information on who won that one. However, the winner will compete at the Mid Atlantic Drummer finals. Drummer and Drummer boy contestants from PA., DC, and VA. are preparing themselves, for anything and everything that the judges may ask them. Carl Baldwin, MAD 98, will be sashing his successor on Sunday afternoon at the Hippo. Ryan Goldner will sash his successor on Saturday evening at the Baltimore Eagle. Herve' Bernard, Intl Mr Drummer 98 will be in attendance. That man has crossed the Atlantic more times during his title year than half the former IMD title holders put together... Thank you Herve', you have really done an outstanding job of representing the title for the past ten months. If anyone is planning on attending the annual Dore Alley Fair, in San Francisco July 25, make sure to pencil in the Northern California Drummer Contest on July 24. Dore Alley has been referred to as the dress rehersal street fair for the biggie in Sept. Folsom. Dore Alley was the brainchild of Patrick Toner, IML 85. Of course between Dore Alley Street fair, and Folsom Street Fair, we cannot forget Southern Decadence, a ever so tasteful party held in the BIG EASY!! (NEW ORLEANS) on Labor day weekend, and the Lords of Leather put on the wonderful Mr Louisiana Leather contest.. That club really knows how to show you a good time!! don't miss this one!! If you mention the name, Hillside Campgrounds, to anyone on the east coast it usually brings a smile to their face (it does to mine!!!!) another terrific place to spend weekends or the entire summer---clothing optional!!! Just a few miles from Binghampton, NY.. TEMPERATURE IS RISING ON DISH!!!!!! Well here is a scoop!!!!!!!! Guess who is moving to Omaha, NE., soon as she gives up her title next week?? You got it, IMSL 98, to live in wedded bliss, with former IMSL 93!! Now, don't ask WHY? JUST USE MY LINE----"OH, I SEE!!! WELL----Here it is the middle of July just about, and those poor title holders representing the state of Pennsylvania in the Mid Atlantic Drummer contest ARE STILL WAITING ON THEIR SASHES AND MEDALLIONS. THEY WON THEIR TITLES THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY!!!! The producer of the contest is most unhappy, not to mention how disappointed the title holders are!!! SIR LEATHER, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM????? HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEWEST DC DRUMMER TITLE HOLDERS WEARING THEIR TITLE PATCHES??? OR, ARE THEY WAITING AS WELL? Northern CA. Drummer, Ray Tilton steps down in July. I understand a ROAST is being planned. However, it may turn out to be a bar-b que!! Intl Mr Bear 98 (Craig Brynes) when he makes a commitment, he really follows through, as was witnessed by MAL Dean Ross, when Craig appeared at the Toronto gay pride after a 14 or so hour drive. Is it too soon to ask, if anyone has seen or heard from the new MR EBONY LEATHER 99?? I am sure that all the judges have received a thank you note by now??? How disappointing that a contestant at the Intl Mr Deaf Leather competition has not followed through with his commitment to serve and help the community. So far, the only thing he has attempted to serve is a law suit against a club in SF, that did not vote him into their membership. Where is it written that a private club has to approve every person that wants to become a member? Victor Magide, that handsome former American Leatherman and Mr. Upstate NY Leather, Has a terrific Photography business going for him, in Miami. When he was doing an exhibit in New Orleans, the number one question was where in the world did he find all those hot men that posed for him? If the people in charge of the Capital Pride Festival, doubled the price of a vendor booth from last year, should the vendors expect it to be tripled next year?? Gee, all that and lousy entertainment to boot (except for Bonnie Pointer). You can always tell the leather queen contestants that have attended "FINISHING SCHOOL. They are the ones that always send out thank you notes to the judges and others involved with the contest!! Kind of sad when the runnerups get them out before the winner does!!!. However, considering a prominent ONYX leather couple who echanged vows in Chicago two summers ago and received over a hundred gifts and never sent out one thank you...Obviously they flunked FINISHING SCHOOL!!! THE WICKED WITCH |
Washington DC's , Mr DC Eagle, Glenn Mlaker, was number 4. Mr Mid- Atlantic Leather, (Dean Ross) also placed in the top ten, as did Mr. SF Leather (Werner Tillinger). It was clear to this observer that this year it would be a horse race to the finish. It was very obvious that all the contestants had done their homework. The judges really did have a difficult time selecting a winner.
The top 20 were Ken Claude, Houston, TX. William Schindler, Los Angeles, Dean Ross, Ottawa, CA., Dirk Grundmann, Hanover,Germany, Greg Miller, Sydney Australia, Mike Hargiss, San Diego, CA., John Zimmerman, New York, Glenn Mlaker, Washington, DC. Joshua Smith, Minneapolis, MN., Maverick Reynolds, Columbus, OH., Jarrod Doak, St. Louis, MO, Glennon Sutter, SF, CA. Andrew Sagan, Milwaukee, WI. Robert Isava, Orlando, FL. Werner Tillinger, SF, CA. Sean Reilly, Long Beach, CA. Scott Begg,> Chicago, IL., Bruce Chopnik, Denver, CO. Kevin Powers, Chicago, IL. B.J. Cavnor, SF, CA.
The 52 contestants were outstanding. Each person attending had their own special favorite. It was inspiring to know that the host city (Chicago) had a contestant in the top 20 as well. The contestants this year, all seem to get out and meet and greet everyone, ---NOT JUST THE JUDGES!!! Although, some went over their alloted time during their speeches, it did not seem to make a difference.
As a follower and observer of this contest for 20 years, many of the men who did not make the cut, are to be commended. You did your best!!! and that is all that can be expected of you. It was obvious, that some contestants were not as well prepared when giving their speeches as others were. But "oh well"!! They did their best, and they are still the title holder from their community for the rest of the year. Each one has the rest of the year to focus on their goals and accomplish many wonderful things.
Tony DeBlase, creator of the Leather Pride Flag, donated the original to the Leather Archives. During the course of the evening, a auction was held a leather pride ring modeled by Frank Nowicki, brought $1,700.00. Money donated to the leather Archives that evening amounted to $7,000.00.
Tony has approved the display of the original leather pride flag in Washington, DC. during pride week. It will be carried during the pride parade on Sunday, June 13th. The MOD (Men of Dicipline) will be in charge of this undertaking, and all money raised will benifit the Leather Archives.
The usual cocktail parties were attended by all the who's who. Two of the parties that stood out were, the San Francisco, party, which was held in a smart suite, complete with baby grand piano. Russell Kassman, a big supporter of the SF Leather community played, and the current Emperor and Empress entertained, not to mention the " LEATHER EMPRESS" of SF Donna Sachet... So nice to know that the talent consisted of Live singing, and not that tired Lip Syncing.
The other smart gathering was the Party hosted by the DC EAGLE and the> Centaur M/C. A Sunday morning gathering which brought out a large crowd at that early hour. All the contestants that had already completed their interviews were there as well...A special thank you to Jim Raymond and the DC Eagle for that one.
The Canadian party, and the Onyx party, did not seem to have the "Zing" that they had last year. But both were well attended. It was amazing the amount of people that attended the weekend, that did not even attend the contest!!! Evidently it was just too hard for some to break away from the Congress Hotel bathrooms and hallways!!!
Of course on Thursday evening, at the Cell Block, the Mr Ebony Leather '99 contest was held. More contestants than last year. Every one seemed to have a good time. When all was said and done Ariq Robinson......... was selected as the new Mr Ebony Leather 99. He also is the current Mr. Int'l Fantasy. He also was a contestant in the Int'l Boot Black contest this year. Lets hope we see this man out an about this year.. I have been told there are no designer gowns and heels in his closet!!!!
Congratulations to the new Int'l Mr. Boot Black---Robert "IRON BALLS" Erlich who hails from Washington, DC. This will be the 4th Int'l Boot black to come from the DC area.
The entertainment was BORING!! Erin Hamilton, daughter of actress/commedienne Carol Burnett sang her first single, "Dream Weaver" and from her second released CD Satisfied----Ho-Hum!! As far as the emceeing----the duo, of Frank Nowicki, and Queen Cougar were the hosts. The Evening did progress, although much slowly than in past years. Perhaps when there are two emcees, the timing is not as sharp.
I suppose two emcees are needed for a contest of this magnitude? I imagine it is also politically correct these days. Many members of the audience left the contest wondering why it was necessary for the co-emcee to give the legendary Mr. Nowicki a rhinestone Scepter, during the middle of the IML contest?? After all, he received two when he stepped down as MAL in 1993!!! In previous IML contests, Mr. Nowicki, who is a superb emcee, has made a strong point in the past, to let the audience know, he is there to facilitate, and move the contest right along. Emcees are not what the show is all about. The contestants are the stars that should shine not only during that evening, but the entire weekend.********It should be duly noted that Queen Cougar and Frank Nowicki did look stunning in their outfits. The only thing that was missing on the stage were the double doors so that Queen Cougar could have made a entrance like Loretta Young used to do on her TV series. For those of you that remember that far back!!!
CHICAGO DEEP DISH------
IN THE LOBBY OF THE CONGRESS HOTEL--------
Mistress of IML Joanne Gaddy in a severe sexual encounter with Ms. NLA (for life) STACEY----while Ms. Stacey was having her bubble butt discolored by a DADDY BEAR with a BIG WIDE BLACK BELT!!! SOME ONE WAS HEARD OFFERING HER A PILLOW TO SIT ON, THE NEXT MORNING!!!
Then there was the "boy" from New Orleans, who's significant other, was in the contest, having his back turned into a bloody pulp, at 4 am!!!! by a Mistress that seem to know what she was doing!!!
The former Mr. Northern CA. Drummer, being flogged by the current Intl Mr Drummer....Evidently, those frenchmen know how to do it!!!---Right Omar??? Was that Keith Truitt taking notes???
AT THE CONGRESS THEATRE-----(SITE OF IML CONTEST)
The contestants that did not make the cut---some most undone, that they were not allowed to use the bathroom back stage, while the contest was going on. They should have been given a Safeway shopping bag to place all their attitude in!!!!!
The same old tired queens complaining, that, the POC (people of color) did not get a fair shake. The POC did not have a problem with the outcome, so all should just rest!!!
The comments over the fact that the NATIONAL ANTHEM WAS NOT PLAYED.. NO COMMENTS ON THE FACT THE LEATHER ANTHEM WAS NOT PLAYED OR HEARD!!!
People looking for the man who gave the speech of life last year. Yes Wayne Nesbitt, you were missed!!!
The confusion over the seats that were mis-marked on the tickets. Hopefully that will be rectified next year??
Comments wondering how the IML Executive Committeeman HARLEY McMillen is doing?? He was missed.!
The comments that Mr Marcus made while announcing the 20 semi-finalisst. Sponsors that hold contests and do not even provide the money UP FRONT to send their contestants. Why bother to send someone if they have to raise all their own money to attend the contest???? OH YES, I KNOW SEVERAL CLUBS THAT HAVE NOT DONE THAT!! ONE CLUB OUT SIDE THE DC AREA, AND SEVERAL IN THE MIDWEST WHO SENT A CONTESTANT !!! BUT I WILL NOT BUST YOUR CHOPS AT THIS TIME!!! If you do not have the financial resources to do it right, then don't do it at all.Not every contestant has the credit cards to pay air fare and a $168.00 a nite to stay at the "TIRED CONGRESS"
KUDO'S TO CHUCK RENSLOW---for making the statement on the ridiculous room prices at the Congress!! (they are going up 10.00 more next year) Due to contract obligations with the Congress, they will be there in 2000! However, in 2001 the host Hotel will be the PALMER HOUSE!!!!!.> IN 2002 THE HOTEL WILL BE THE HYATT...
I cannot imagine, the carrying on that went on at the Congress Lobby and the restrooms, being tolorated at the PALMER HOUSE!!! Some queens just don't have a clue!!! the rooms will be $139.00 a nite, so do that stuff in your rooms!!
Now, was that just not too tasteful, the contestant that appeared on stage wearing NOTHING!!! and carrying a sign that said, he lost his jock strap and lost his shoes!!!! cute---real cute!!!
And then the contestant that came out in the physique portion, completely wrapped in cellophane from head to toe!!! jumping across the stage like something from a road runner cartoon!!!!!---Cute, real cute!!!
THE END TO A PERFECT WEEKEND------
EMCEE EXTRODINAIRE--- Frank Nowicki, arriving home much to his dismay discovering his luggage was lost on a non-stop from Chicago to DC!!! Poor dear had to stay home the following day from work!!!! You ask why?? HIS HAIR DRYER WAS IN THE LOST LUGGAGE!!!!! Talk about being over something!!!!!!!
And to all the people that attended the contest, your questions about some of the judges who wore little if any leather during the weekend. I would suggest that you take that up with the judges in question. I am sure they all have complete leather outfits!!!!!
I am sure the judge who missed almost all of the introduction of contestants, due to being stuck in an elevator for an hour and a half will perhaps use the stairs next year...Right Mr Stice???
You should have seen the mouths that dropped open and dentures that almost fell on the floor at the Cell Block, when they met or saw the President of the Hellfire Club. Where is it written that a president of that club has to be a dominant??? Personally, I think it is kind of neat!!!!
And to the poor leather queen, who decided to use the stairs rather than the elevator, I am sure it was not fun discovering once in the stair well, that all the doors to the floors were LOCKED from the inside!!!
If you would like to meet the new IML, make sure you attend Mid-Atlantic
Drummer in Baltimore next month (July) ...He will be judging the
contest! along with that sexy Frenchman Herve' Bernard!
THE BIG EASY
I you have never been to New Orleans, it is well worth the time to visit
there. I was invited to be a judge at the Mr. and Ms. International Deaf Leather contest.
The contest was held at the International Hotel. The Rainbow alliance held their conference
there as well.
An extreamly busy week. However, due to the lack of women contestants,
There was no Ms. Deaf Leather competition. So, the title will sit vacant
for the rest of the year.
Five contestants did compete for the Mr. Int'l. Deaf title.
Jerome Sebolt, Charlotte, MI., Chris Hall, New Orleans, Steve Mayers,
San Francisco, Chuck Putvin, Sunnyvale, CA. Bob Rourke, Alexandria, VA.
When the tallying was complete, Bob Rourke, was chosen as the New
International Deaf Leather 99, and Chuck Putvin, 1st runner up and
Chris Hall, second runnerup..
The contestants were terrific, very hot men, Congratulations to all the
men and to the producers of the contest.
Part two of New Orleans and the wonderful week, will follow next week
and of course there was dish!!!!!
June 21st
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NEW TITLES, --- NEW SASHES In the city of brotherly love, the second annual Mr. Pennsylvania Drummer and Drummer boy contest was held. The contest originally was to be held at another site. However, due to scheduling conflicts, The event took place at the Bike Stop. Unfortunately, due to a breakdown with the air conditioning, the third floor, site of the contest was like a sauna. You know it was hot, when emcee Frank Nowicki's hair went limp, and no amount of hair products could revive it. The judges, Larry Everett, IML 95, Jill Carter, IMSL 96, Carl Baldwin, MAD 98, Scott Reikofski, PA. Drummer 98, Ryan Goldner, PA. Drummerboy 98 , Thom Cardwell, PGN writer, and Vern Stewart. fanned and perspired through out a fun evening. Four men competed for the Drummer title, and two competed for the Drummer boy title. Don Hinkle, Philadelphia, Mark Innocenzi, Scranton, Don Cherkis, Bethlehem, Jack Holczer, Pittsburgh completed the list for Mr. Drummer. Woodie Barnes, Baltimore, and Louis Wolfe, Lake Ariel, PA. competed in the boy contest. After listening to each contestant in the question/answer portion, it was evident that all had done their homework. When all was said and done, tally mistress, Mary Elizabeth Boyd, and tally boy Matt Vertz handed the results to the Emcee. Jack Holczer of Pittsburgh, holds the title of Mr PA. Drummer 99, and, Woodie Barnes, from Baltimore, MD. is the new PA. Drummerboy 99. Congratulations to both winners. Both will compete at the Mid Atlantic Drummer and Drummerboy regional to be held in Baltimore in July. The person with the biggest job, and the most headaches (Mike Zuhl) once again pulled off another wonderful weekend. A special thank you to all the volunteers and assistants, and the Leather Central club for making it a wonderful weekend. Next year the contest returns to it's "roots" and will be held in Steel City. (Pittsburgh). Much to everyone's surprise, Ryan Goldner only used up a half a box of kleenex during his stepping aside speech!!! (someone had purchased two boxes). Scott used none. Congratulations to both titleholders, and the exceptional work you both did during the entire year to encourage leathermen throughout the state of Pennsylvania, to stand tall, and stand proud. While all the contest business was going on, Philadelphia was also celebrating it's Pride Fest weekend. The streets were filled with wonderful two legged 'Objects d' Art". Indeed, many visions of loveliness!!! If Philadelphia did not wear you out, Then BearFest 99 would attempt to do so. The Highwaymen TNT, of Washington, DC. hosted their 21st anniversary weekend run which included the Mr. DC Bear and DC Bear cub contest. One thing about the Highwaymen, they sure know how to party and to throw a great party. Friday Evening so many clubs hosted so many cocktail parties, until one lost count. The host hotel (The Washington Plaza) was jumping. After hours party, before hours parties, in-between hour parties--Whew!!! This was not including all the goings-on at the DC Eagle, which had a Bear Galleria on the third floor for your shopping convenience. The Saturday banquet was superb. And how thoughtful of the Highwaymen to have mini-bar stations, set up just crawling distance from the dining room! Once the Banquet was over, everyone adjourned to the ballroom for the contest. The ever popular emcee Bob Miller, was this year joined by Queen Cougar to co-emcee. Bob is so witty, and one never knows what surprises he has up his sleeve. Judges for the Mr. DC Bear and DC Bear Cub were, Craig Byrnes, Steve Garwood, Glen Mlaker, Rob Hathaway, Wayne Nesbitt, Tom Beegle, and Carl Baldwin. Bear Cub contestants were; Scott Melton, DC., Dale Mount, PA., Robert Schaefer, DC., Tom Santomartino, DEL., A J Murta, VA. Bear Contestants were, Richard Fox, Thomas Langley, Bill Yonke, Gary Ellingsen, Carl Lewis and Tim Palmer. The contest was so funny and had nearly everyone rolling in the aisles. The wonderful pantomimes skits, (take off's on old TV series theme music) was just wonderful. The contestants were all such good sports. When the moment of truth arrived, Jim Palmer, of DC was announced the winner of the Mr. DC Bear 99, with Bill Yonke as first runner-up. Tom Santomartino, took the title of Mr. DC Bear Cub 99 and Robert Schaefer was the first runner-up.
Every year the more and more people are attending this event. The
contestants are wonderful, the audience is terrific, but most of all, the
Highwaymen make everyone feel so very special. This is an event that should
not be missed, and should be nominated, for one of those Pantheon Awards!!!!
THINGS YOU DID NOT KNOW DEPT----- Bet ya didn't know that former Highwaymen President, Neil Alexander was supposed to be in the opening number of the show. Until he found out he would have to peel down to a jock only!!!!! Gee, several (matter of fact MANY), would have paid good money to see that!!! Even John Loesch would have driven down from Philly to see that unveiling!!! Bet ya didn't know that Mid-Atlantic Leather 95, Joe Morris was the person responsible for designing, and creating and donating the two sashes for Mr. Bear and Bear Cub 99. He does make sashes, and does a beautiful job...Bet ya didn't know his name was not mentioned on stage that evening when the thank you's were issued. An oversight I hope? IN THE WHO WAS THAT LADY? DEPT.------ He might have been Mr. Ebony Leather 98, once upon at time. But, he became "she" as "Desiree", entertained at BearFest. The only leather that was seen, were, the high heel pumps!!!!! OH, I SEE!! DEPT.------- Amazing what a year does to a title holder, last year, Mr. DC Eagle 98, this year, the recipient of the HONORARY TRASH OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! And we are not talking trailer trash---are we Glenn? Now we know why they were on so many out of town runs!!!!! Have you been fortunate enough to receive in the mail a campaign information flyer? (6 pages no less) explaining why a certain contestant to IML should, and would be the best choice for Intl. Mr. Leather!! I am a registered voter, however, general elections are a year off. I wonder if this years panel of judges have seen this??? Check your mailbox.. Simply too much for TV! Even color TV! And it comes with a photo!!! PUT IT IN YOUR SCRAPBOOK DEPT.---- To those who save mementos, and who attended American Brotherhood Weekend, Metro Weekly (the local DC gay rag) has two pages of photos from American Brotherhood Weekend. Who knows, you could be in the funny papers!!! Contact me if you would like a copy!
The Wicked Witch
Despite the massive traffic congestion in the nations capital, due to the NATO celebration, American Brotherhood Weekend was a smashing success. The record attendance proved the fact that leathermen and leatherwomen will endure minor inconveniences. The weekend got off to a start, somewhat slowly, due to traffic. Friday afternoon, the prejudging/interview portion moved at a rapid pace, The judges interviewed 14 contestants. This left only three to be interviewed the following morning. The judging panel consisted of Vi Johnson, Mr. Marcus, Thom Dombkowski, Lenny Broberg, Mark Frazier, Mercea Streker, and Terry Sapp. Seven contestants competed for American Leatherman, Three for American Leatherwoman, and Seven for American Leatherboy. All who had purchased the VIP package, were treated to a sumptuous buffet at the home of leather personality Mary Elizabeth Boyd. All those attending, who thought it would be just a 'Munchie" gathering, were in for a big surprise. The liquor flowed endlessly, and the food was fit for a king (or queen) The rain did little if nothing to dampen anyone's spirit. since the yard was covered with a pavilion type tent. Silver trays were laden with fabulous desserts. No one wanted to leave. However, the guests were bused to the DC Eagle, for the meet and greet the contestants and judges party. The Eagle was bulging at the seams with hot leathermen and women the entire evening, not to mention 5 other bars through out the city. Leather people were seen line dancing at Remingtons, ogling bare chested men at the Green Lantern, and drooling over Craig, the bartender at Omega, and the dancers at Mr. P's. After hours dungeon parties for the women and men kept everyone up until the wee hours of the morning. No one was complaining. Some of the rooms at the host hotel should have had revolving doors! Bad weather delayed many flights, but when the guests did arrive, they lost no time in catching up. International Mr. Drummer 98, (Herve') saw all of the Pittsburgh Intl. Airport. He was stuck there for 7 hours, after flying from Paris. Unfortunately missing Mary Elizabeth's party. Saturday, after finishing up the interviews, Judges and guest were shuttled to the contest site. LaFonda Caterers, out did themselves preparing the brunch on both days. The contest got under way promptly at 1:30. Frank Nowicki handled the emcee chores, and was terrific as usual. All the boy contestants completed their fantasies, and what fantasies they were!!! Lots of thought went into them. Sunday, the men and women contestants presented their fantasies. Funny and original would be the best way to describe all of them. Of course there were serious ones as well. Paksen, Jerry Acosta, Patrick Chees, Erik Leiff, Hoops, Paul Briggs, and Darryl La Fleche, were the contestants for American Leather Boy. Heather J, Schelli Dittman, and Larissa Sims, competed for the American Leatherwoman title. The contestants for American Leatherman were: Mark Fish, "Ky" Fitzgerald, Scott Reikofski, Scott Vincent, Michael Brewer, Joe Boynton, and Don Cherkis. Every one of the contestants were superb. When the tally masters completed their tasks, Scott Reikofski, of Philadelphia, was selected as American Leatherman , Schelli Dittman, Adelphi, MD, American Leatherwoman, and Jerry Acosta , Shelburne, VT. became the new American Leatherboy. Congratulations to the new American Leather Family. Everyone who attended certainly did seem to have a great time. Many first timers stated they would definitely return next year, and bring friends. None of the weekends events could have been done without the wonderful assistance from all the volunteers. A huge thank you goes out to each and every one of you. DISH IN DC?---BUT OF COURSE!!! Was Lust in the air? According to witnesses, Mr. San Francisco Leather 99, and Mr. DC Eagle 99, were observed "bonding"!!!! While those two were bonding----MAL 97, wasted no time in "bonding" with the new MAL 99!!!! Of course all 4 traveled to the event "A-L-O-N-E! And who was that Utica Tri member trying to find out the driving time to Cleveland Sunday night (or was that Middleburg Hts )? In the end, it was easier to figure out the walking distance from the 2nd floor of the hotel to the 4th floor!!! ooops! If NW Drummerboy is unable to sit for a few days, everyone in the audience will know why. Or they can ask "Nik", who wielded a "mean" bull whip during that fantasy!!! No one in the audience could keep their eyes off contestant, Michael Brewer! Even the women wanted to run their hands over that furry body!! We all have heard of MOD (Men of Discipline) well, now for the women there is a leather women's club , MOB, (Massachusetts Orgasmic Bitches) located in Boston. Should anyone have an interest! A former Mr. Baltimore Drummer 98 was observed passing out his business cards left and right...Poor dear, ran out!!! Thank god for those one day print shops. He must have a new batch printed before the Mr., PA Drummer contest this coming weekend!! Terrific to see the support shown to the new American Leatherwoman (Schelli) from her parents, who, not only were there, but were in her fantasy!!!! And had a ball!!! Now that's real support!! And the audience gave them a standing ovation when they were announced. And to that local DC person who saw fit to bad mouth the weekend, telling certain people that he had all the rooms booked at the hotel during ABW weekend next year, *&^%$### Totally untrue!!, and by the way, have a nice "dungeon dance"!!!!! The host hotel for American Brotherhood 2000, will again be the Washington Plaza, April 28 - 30, 2000.
The Wicked Witch---
One of the fastest growing competitions in the United States, has turned out to be American Brotherhood Weekend. Held every April in the nations capital, leathermen, women and "boys" are gearing up for the competitions. It is the only weekend, that offers spectators, three contests in one weekend. American Leatherman, American Leatherwoman, and American Leatherboy. Feeder contests have been held in numerous cities, such as Chicago, Utica, Orlando, Philadelphia, Providence, and Albany just to name a few. In addition, many independent contestants have entered as well. Title holders will be gathering from as far away as Paris. It is truly a fun weekend. The "meet the contestants" party kicks off the weekend at the DC Eagle, Friday evening April 23rd. The contests are held over a two day period, (sat and sun). The American Leatherboy contest, is the first of it's kind that encourages male and female to enter. A boy is a state of mind, and has no bearing on gender. Witness the fact that Leatherboy 97 was Max Steiner, and Leatherboy 98 is Terry Sapp, both females, and both were outstanding during their title year. The American Leatherwoman, title, has had outstanding represenatives, starting off with Sarah Humble, and moving up to the current title holder Mercea Streker. Mercea has traveled to practically every event known to man and woman this past year. The same goes for Terry Sapp. As for American Leatherman 98, (Martin Hall) although not as visible, he was seen at various events on the east coast. It cannot go unmentioned, that American Leatherman 97, (Jim Raymond) did an outstanding job during his title year as well. Each title holder in addition to many prizes, also receives a $1,500.00 travel fund to help with their travel duties. Not too shabby!!! The judges this year, include Mark Frazier, Dallas Texas, Thom Dombkowski, Chicago, IL, George Hester, New Orleans, LA, Lenny Broberg, San Francisco, CA. Marcus Hernandez, San Francisco, CA. Mercea Streker, Pittsburgh, PA, Terry Sapp, Baltimore, MD. and Vi Johnson, Philadelphia, PA. From the contestants I have seen so far, The judges will not have an easy job selecting the winners. The last feeder contest to American Brotherhood, was held last weekend in Albany, NY. Sponsored by the STARS M/C, the weekend run was fantastic. The food was fantastic, the entertainment terrific, and the club members extremely gracious, and making everyone feel right at home. Four contestants were vieing for the title Mr. Empire State Leather 99. Jerry Acosta, Michael Brewer, Jimmy Lee Murray, and AC Krause. Frank Nowicki, was the emcee, so you know the show moved smoothly. The after hours party was the talk of the weekend!! If those motel walls could talk!!!! The scores were tallied, and Michael Brewer, of Albany, was announced as the winner, Jimmy Lee Murray, 1st runner up and Jerry Acosta, 2nd runner up. Congratulations to all the STARS for an outstanding weekend and a special thank you to John Marino, who pulled of a great contest and wonderful weekend... New York Dish??? But of course!!! Of the various former title holders attending the Albany contest, several had just returned from DIVORCE COURT!!... YES, FOLKS, THE VERY LOVELY RANDY CALKINS IS FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE, AND WASTED NO TIME IN HOOKING UP WITH A FORMER IML CONTESTANT!!! FORTUNATELY THE PERSON LEFT HIS "FUR COAT" AT HOME!!! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THE "ORIGINAL" MR. EBONY LEATHER IS NOW HUMMING, "GOT ALONG without YOU BEFORE I MET YOU,GOING TO GET ALONG without YOU NOW" oops!! Well, imagine who's puss you'll see on a video box, when you decide to rent your next porn movie?? None other than a former Mr. Southeast Leather----I believe his last name is Flick!! My sources failed to tell me if he was wearing his sequined jacket, or the girl scout uniform!!! The story line was weak, but the broom handle was effective, so I have been informed!!! Congratulations to Kyle Brandon, the new manager of the LURE in NYC. I presume he will have to follow the dress code on weekends? Leather I believe? Is COMMAND, aware that they may have some competition in the evening gown, opera length gloves, and high heel department? The STARS in Albany, may give them a good run for their money, according to what this reporter witnessed at their charity benefit . Fortunately, the song "A PRETTY GIRL IS LIKE A MELODY" WAS NOT PLAYED!!! ROSS NADLER, SEEMED QUITE DISAPPOINTED! WHEN ONE IS A SEASONED ENTERTAINER, LIKE DANA MATHEWS, I GUESS WHEN YOUR WIG FLIES OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A NUMBER, YOU JUST PICK IT UP AND KEEP RIGHT ON MOVING. AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE ACT! THE WICKED WITCH |
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April 1st, 1999
CONTESTS,CONTESTS EVERYWHERE... Over the course of several decades, and then some, I have had the privilage and honor of judging some of the greatest leather competitions throughout the country. These contests are only a part of the leather community and the brotherhood that exists. I think that as some of us are becoming older, and (hopefully) wiser, that we begin to think of our role as mentors, trainers, and educators, of our younger brothers and sisters. Many of us blazed trails, and open doors, so that the younger members of our community can in fact move forward and take their place, and themselves become role models. The evolution of our leather tribe is a constant movement towards excellence, compassion, love and respect. It concerns me that in many cities and towns across the United States, leather, and the meaning of all that the word entails, somehow becomes lost in our day to day life. Over the course of the last 20 years, we, as a family have brought forth a new dimension, and a new meaning to what we are all about. Ethnic backgrounds that encompass all the colors of the rainbow flag, have indeed become forces to reckon with. Given that, we still are only one quarter of a mile down the road, and we still have three quarters to go before we can actually say we have been to the mountain top. You ask, where am I going with this? I am asking that our leather men and women across this broad spectrum put out that extra effort to assist those young men and women who look to us older experienced members for help and guidance. Just recently, a new leather title holder became very disenchanted with the leather community, because of the lack of support that he felt he was not receiving from the members of the community in his area. Feeling left out and somewhat ignored, he threw up his hands in despair, and has contemplated giving up his title. His name is not important, and the city that he resides in is equally unimportant. What is important, is, the fact that we not let this happen to our young leather men and women!! These people are your future, and my future, to carry on all of our goals, hopes and dreams. We cannot sit idly by and let this happen. Each one of us has something of importance to pass on to the next generation. Clubs, both biker, social or otherwise, must support the winners that have been selected to represent each and every one of us. For every title holder, there are those that can relate to what and who that person represents. Each and every one of us should bring out the love and compassion within our souls and show these men and women that we are there for them, not just during their title year, but in the years to come as they mature and grow......As a member of our vast family, I shall continue to speak out when injustices have been done, where equality is lacking, and compassion is on the wane. Cities across the United States are dealing with leather competitions. Chicago was one place to be last weekend. The ONYX men sponsored their 2nd annual Mid-American Leatherman and Leatherwoman contest. The winners of that contest enter the American Leatherman and American Leatherwoman contest in Washington, DC. April 23-25. The contest was held at the world famous Cell Block bar. Three women and four men vied for the right to represent that club and the city. The contestants were, Larissa Sims, Lady Raven, and Beth Kelly for the women. Duane Nesbit, Wayne Nesbit, Joey Boynton, and Chris Baker for the men. Although the turnout was low, the support was strong for all the contestants. The judges had fun with the contestants. Judging the event were, Mercea, (American Leatherwoman 98) Thom Dombkowski, Jake Cohn, from Leather United, and the Wicked Witch!!!! The fantasies were certainly varied and "different", but all the contestants hearts were in the right place. When all was said and done, Larissa, was selected as the new Mid-American Leatherwoman 99, with Beth Kelly as first runner up. Joey Boynton, became the 2nd Mid-American leatherman 99. Chris Baker was 1st runner up. This is a new contest (only in it's second year). However it is noted that interest from the younger members of the leather community in becoming involved was very evident. I applaud the efforts of all who entered. ONYX is to be congratulated on pulling this one off. American Leatherwoman 98 (Mercea) was outstanding with her stepping aside speech, and advice to all the contestants. In a surprise move, ONYX presented Mercea, with a patch, making her the first woman honorary member of the club. A honor well deserved. On hand to watch the proceedings was her daughter, who was celebrating her birthday the same evening. It was a real eye opener for her, but it did not faze her one bit. Meanwhile in the Emerald city (Seattle) The Washington State Leather contest was held. Many leathermen traveled to their contest. Of course emcee extrodinaire Frank Nowicki, was in attendance, along with the "Hedda Hopper" of the west, Marcus the Merciless! Billy Lane gave up his title, Washington State Leather 98. Congratulations Mr. Lane for an outstanding year. Syracuse, NY. was also the site of yet another leather contest. Produced by Bob Forbes, the Mr. Western NY Leather, competition got under way. At my deadline, there was no mention of who the winner was. Tossed in between all this, was the Shipmates of Baltimore, 25th anniversary. and next week Tom Robinson, Mr. Virginia Drummer gives up his title in Norfolk, VA. Silent Bid for Life, the emensly successful auction held at the DC Eagle brought in over $ 8000.00 for the designated charities in the DC area. The work and preparation that went into this event is only superseded by the generosity of each and everyone that attended and purchased items. Way to go DC!!! American Brotherhood weekend is quickly approaching. For all of those who plan on attending, you had best, if you have not done so already, get your reservations for hotel accommodations in FAST!! Those procrastinators will be left out in the cold, and will have to "RELY ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS" FOR A PLACE TO SLEEP!!! Weekend packages, are going very fast..Competition for the three titles are building.... Remember, the three winners receive $1,500.00 each for their travel during their year, not to mention other additional prizes. The host hotel is the Washington Plaza. All mail-in registrations were due by March 22, 1999. The hotel number 1-800-424-1140 and ask for group number #6882 .Rates are $95 per nite (plus tax) for single/double and $115 for triple/quad. VIP packages are going (and may be gone) at this writing. for further info call (315) 733-4281 or e-mail ABLEprod@borg.com.
Travel discounts are available by calling 1-800 333-9500 and specify that you
are with American Brotherhood Travel club. if the 800 number is busy, call
(888) 465-1237.
The lucky man who bid on dinner with porn star Will Clark, decided on another
restaurant to wine and dine with Mr. Clark, rather than the one included in
the package. Was that the jock that Mr. Clark, donated that said bidder was
using as a napkin that evening??
Is it possible that hanky code cards are no longer printed in Chicago?
Obviously not!! Since a certain contestant in a recent contest, thinks bright
RED means simply that you are a bottom!!!---And NO, left pocket does not mean
HEAVY BOTTOM!!!!
IN THE GET A GRIP DEPT.---
A former west coast leather title holder, suing a well known west coast
columnist for 3 MILLION DOLLARS!!! OVER A ITEM IN HIS COLUMN!!
PLEEEEZE!!! I GUESS THE AMOUNT WOULD HAVE DOUBLED HAD HIS NAME BEEN
MENTIONED!!!! And to think the title was past on to him by
DEFAULT!!!!!!
IN THE SHORT MEMORY DEPT.----
The Chicago contestant, who after being interviewed, and competing in speech,
leather and fantasy categories, had the balls to say upon completion of the
contest to one judge--"DO I KNOW YOU"? HAVE WE MET"? AND WAS STONE
SERIOUS!!!!!
IN THE HOW RIDICULOUS DEPT.-----
Bad enough to have contestants passing out business cards with SECOND runner
up printed on them, BUT, to have a sash with that on it is even WORSE!!! And
yes, there is someone wearing one!!!
IN THE BAD ADVICE DEPT.-----
Who ever is telling contestants, to submit RESUMES, with their contestant
applications, and photos, and portfolios---PRIOR TO THE PRE JUDGING/INTERVIEW
PORTION, should CEASE AND DESIST!! WHY WOULD THE JUDGES NEED TO INTERVIEW
THEM? THEY, (the judges) could just mail the contestants their results!!!!
And for gods sake, autograph photos to the judges after the contest is over!
IN THE NYC MESS DEPT----
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Just when you think things are going well, another ugly mess raises it's
head...Now the Ms. Leather New York contest has been moved from the not so
lovely LURE!!!! Seems as though the Lure does not "cotton"
to having women in their bar or hanging around after their contest is
over!!! "HEAVEN FORBID" a woman stands too close to one of the so-called
"BUTCH" Leathermen! She just might turn them into a LESBIAN!
THE WICKED WITCH !!!
The past two weeks have been filled with drama, and trauma.
Avoiding "LAND MINES" and building "bomb shelters" seemed to have taken
prescient over almost everything else! Even though the "wicked witch" had to
replace some bristles in the broom, it flew to the west coast and encountered
no turbulence!
Our Canadian neigbors to the north, have survived the bomb blast and shrapnel
that hit one Sunday morning (two weeks ago) in the form of a letter on the internet,
(addressed to moi) like a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor!! However, this time the
ships did not go down. Nor did I!!!
Perhaps the disgruntled Centaur member has gotten over his snit by now.
I hope that Mid-Atlantic Leather (Dean Ross) has his nerves intact, and is
moving on with the business at hand, of preparing himself for IML. Hundreds of
e-mails and letters offered him support from the leather tribe. So, all seems
to be quiet on the eastern front, as well as to the north. And no, MOD, (Men
of Discipline) were not dispatched to stand guard over my broom or me for that matter!
Philadelphia held their Mid-Atlantic Leather boy contest, and a female by
theinitials of JP, won the title and will compete in April at American
Brotherhood weekend. Applications are pouring in at a rapid rate. With so
many contestants wanting to hold the title of American Leatherman, American
Leatherwoman, or American Leatherboy 99, the weekend should prove to be fun
filled.
The city of brotherly love and sisterly affection, also hosted the Mr.
Philadelphia Leather contest last weekend. Handsome Danny Clougherty, Mr.
Philadelphia Leather 98, passed his sash to his successor, Jose Cebollero,
Mr. Philadelphia Leather 99. Another one to watch at IML this year.
San Francisco hosted the Mr. SF Leather contest on March 12th. An impressive
bunch of men competed for that title. Mr. Edge Leather, Werner Tillinger,
became Mr. SF Leather '99. He will compete in May at IML. The other
contestants, Tom Beyer, Mr. Polk Street Leather, B.J. Cavnor, Mr. Powerhouse
Leather, Michael Floyd, Mr. SF GDI Leather, Glennon Sutter, sponsored by
Stompers Boots, and Robert Hernandez, Mr. Daddy's
Leather, did not make it abit easy for the judges to select a winner. Michael Floyd,
at 6' 8", stood head and shoulders above the rest. Robert Hernandez, has the harriest,
most beautiful buns one has layed eyes on in years. Enough hair to do "corn rows" forever!!!.
Glennon Sutter, is the greatest model for Stompers Boot. What a body, and those boots added
the perfect touch. Mr. Powerhouse, was just that!!!, a Powerhouse! For those blond lovers,
there was Michael Lion, my,my,my!!. Tom Beyer, the hunk! Werner Tillinger, with a hairy
chest to die for!!!
Congratulations to Stephan Edwards, Mr. SF Leather 98, for a terrific year.
On the home front, the movers and shakers of the Silent Bid for Life, are
busting their buns in preparation of the auction on Friday, March 19 at the DC Eagle.
Leathermen from all over will be in attendance to bid on some terrific items.
All the proceeds go to charity. My good buddy Will Clark, has even donated items,
including dinner with him!! Ah yes, the popular porn star, will be in DC within
the next week!! Unfortunately, due to commitments in NYC, he will not be able to
attend the auction that evening.
In the windy city, (Chicago), March 20, at the Cellblock, the Mid-American
Leatherman and Leatherwoman contest will be held. This contest is sponsored
by the ONYX Club of Chicago. The club had a winner last year, at American
Brotherhood Weekend, when Mercea Strecker, walked away with the Title of
American Leatherwoman 98. I will be one of the judges for that contest.
You know you will get all the info on that contest! Chicago is known for
it's hot leather men and women!!
DISH ON THE HALF SHELL.....
IN THE "OH NO", NOT HER AGAIN DEPT.--
Wouldn't it be nice to see some new faces in leather contests? Word is out
that there are several O-L-D faces planning on making another stab at IML A-
G-A-I-N!! The phrase, KEEP DOING IT TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT" does not apply in
this case. The phrase, "THREE STRIKES AND YOUR OUT" IS MORE APPROPRIATE!!!
IN THE MESSY MESS DEPT.---
Did last years Mr. Dixie Belle Leather, show up to pass the sash on to his
successor??? After the scene he pulled a month or so ago, one wonders if he
had the guts to put in an appearance!! I guess only Mike Siemer knows for
sure !!
IN THE OUT AND ABOUT DEPT.--
Everyone's favorite, Joe Morris, is just everywhere. not letting any grass
grow under his feet, there he was attending the SF Leather contest, and
"LOOKING GOOD"!!
Former MAL Mauro Montoya, breezed into town last week with his new "squeeze".
We understand he was looking to rent a artificial wedding cake!! that he could
wear like a hat! COMMAND, (the club), has the only one around here. He may
have to get on a waiting list. Dan Noel has first dibs!!
WHATS A LEATHERMAN TO DO DEPT.--
Imagine winning a contest, and not having a sash to wear? In San Francisco,
thats exactly what happened. But this time it was on PURPOSE. Sashes are
"OUT", (along with business cards that read first and second runner up).
Belts, vests, and medallions are "IN" this year. Many think that is a great
idea, and what do you think??
IN THE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER DEPT.--
Badlands, the bar in SF has closed for remodeling. Do you remember when it
was "THE" PLACE TO HAVE BRUNCH on Sundays? That is the plan once again according to
the new owner. Stay tuned.
The Wicked Witch
Sashes, Tiara's and Titleholders
The run for the roses has begun in earnest on the east coast. Two new titles
have been added to the list this week. Saturday evening the Rhode Island
Enforcers, held their Ocean State Leather boy contest. This contest in a
preliminary contest to the American Leather Boy competition which will be held
April 23 - 25, in Washington, DC.
The contest was held at the Providence Eagle, in Providence, RI. Having never
attended a leather contest in Providence, I elected to attend. The Enforcers,
are a formidable leather club, with a large number of women members. A great
group. that really know how to make new comers feel extreamly comfortable.
Hospitality, friendliness was certainly evident.
Three contestants competed for the title. The bar was packed to the rafters
with very hot men and women that had come out to support the bar and the
leather community. Although, the contest got off to a slow start and a bit
late, emcee, James West, tried to keep it moving swiftly. The glitch of not
having a microphone that could be heard in the main bar was handled by
James shouting over the roar of the crowd. I hope the poor man still has a
voice? The contestants competed in five catagories: street wear, leather,
speaking ability, jock wear and fantasy. Although some of the fantasies, ran
a bit long the crowd was not too distracted and paid attention.
Somewhere between the tallying, and the announcement of the winner, the
scores were incorrectly added. Consequently, the winner, as announced, was
not the winner! Sash was removed, and given to the rightful owner of the
title, Darryl LaFleche. First runner up was Dale Mount, and 2nd runner up
honors went to Kirk (did not get the last name).
American Leather boy 98, (Terry Sapp) did participate as a judge, even
though, the flu had her under the weather.Providence is a charming city,
with a strong leather community. Special thank you's go to Rick Gazarro,
Tommy, and Ron Norberg, who made the weekend so pleasant. And a thank you
to Ken Rothwell, President, and all the members of
the Enforcers.
I rushed to the airport and grabbed a flight back to DC. Where the
International Emcee "Diva" (Frank Nowicki) picked me up and off we went to
the Maryland Drummer and Drummer boy contest that was held in "Charm City"
(Baltimore) Needless to say the ride to Baltimore was even more pleasant,
when we stopped by Franks mother's (Mary Nowicki) and brought her to the
contest. Don't we all wish we had parents as supportive as Mrs. Nowicki?
The Maryland Drummer event was a weekend long affair. Workshops, cocktail
parties, Leather Vendor market, fundraisers, play parties, diversity dance,
a "Drag Brunch" (and I am not positive what that entailed!!) and last but
not least, the contest. This was the first year for the newly formed group
who call themselves, "The Leather Rascals, INC.
Ky Fitzgerald, Schelli Dittmann, Kei Fenton and Max Steiner head this group.
For a first time project, which was quite an undertaking, the outcome was very
impressive!! Just the fact that the printed program, did not have a single
mistake, won my vote!!! The turnout was very good, and all the "who's who"
were there!! Kudos to the site of the contest (The Hippo) for allowing
the Leather market to be held there!!
The entertainment was superb. One of the most difficult songs to perform
always has been the National Anthem. However, our gal Queen Cougar, sang it
flawlessly---Accapella no less!!! Shann Carr, had the audience rolling in the
aisles. Lauren Mitchell, co-emcee, and entertainer worked the crowd with her
songs. There were five contestants, 3 for Drummer, and two for Drummer boy.
Jerry Steinbeck, Barry Newman, Rick Newton, Don Mease, and Terp boy.
When all was said and done, Rik, Newton, from Hampden Village, MD, was
chosen Mr. Maryland Drummer 99. Barry Newman, was 1st runner up. Maryland
Drummer boy was "Terp boy"(AKA Timothy). Great contest guys!! Audience and
contestants alike, all had a good time. The fantasies, were original and well
thought out. Fantasies, covered every thing from the "Full Monty" to the Tinky
Winky character!!
Emcee, Dan Noel, resplendent in his white dinner jacket, kept the show moving at
a fast pace, and the contest ended on time. Mr. Noel did inform me that it is
"socially correct" to wear white before memorial day!!! Thank you Dan!!!
While congratulations are being dispensed, Craig Byrnes of DC
snatched the title of International Bear '99 in San Francisco last week. Of
the six major titles, five of them are held by men and women that reside,
east of the Mississippi!! I would say that the east coast is finally coming
into it's own within the leather community!!! Although, the west coast may
have more winners that have come from that region, Look out---the east coast
is creeping up on ya!!!
------DISH WITH A CAPITAL D!!
Who was that lady all slouched down in the back seat of a Dodge Neon hoping
not to be noticed arriving at the Maryland Drummer contest?? I guess when one
is used to making entrances stepping from a Rolls a Neon just does not
quite get it!!! According to the "Wealthy Leather Matron from Arlington",
The Rolls was in the Shop!!! Gee, Mary Elizabeth, I thought if one owned a
Rolls, the mechanics would make house calls??
A point that should be well taken---have an assistant tally master, at
future leather contests, so that the sash is placed on the right person the
first time!!!! Are you reading this in Providence???
We all know that most contests held in bars, usually have somewhere in the
title, the name of the bar. But in Baltimore
there is a bar named the Hippo!!! Now would you really want to be known as
Mr. or Miss Gay Hippo??? Especially if you-------!!!!
Mr. DC Bear Cub 98 (Steve Garwood) was informed by three "Charm City" twinkies
attending the Drummer contest, They would make him a "Star" in their upcoming
porn flick!! The only response heard to that statement was, "Over my dead body"
I guess Mr. Virginia Drummer was not amused!!!
Relocation is the word this week. This time it is none other than a former
Mid Atlantic Drummer. Ed Ryder, has decided to depart DC for the "Big Apple"
and perhaps a tasteful summer chateau on Fire Island. Although it is not the
Hamptons, the "pickings" are just as good. At least during the summer!!! We
wish you well in your new "digs".
The word is out that Mr. Virginia Drummer may be packing his bags and
household goods. Of course it's a job related move should it happen!! His
other half is staying put in DC!!!!
Kevin Terrell, (of " One Common Heartbeat" fame - The leather anthem), has
also moved to the suburbs of Albany. In case you are wondering, yes, there
are "burbs" in Albany!!! We wonder if the anthem will be done solo now???
A note to that pompous judge on the panel of the Int'l Bear '99. It was a
contest, not an "INQUISITION"!! The interview portion is to find out
something about the contestants, not to embarrass and belittle them!
The only thing "UNACCEPTABLE", was your attitude, which should have stayed in Europe!!!
The various reports that have floated back from the leather weekend, held in
Houston, (LUEY) are just too numerous to mention. But considering who attended
from the DC area, the ititials TNT, (the Hiwaymen), should be changed to T.T.T.
(trashy, trollops and tramps)!! A good time was had by all, is putting it mildly!!!
When last seen, Michael Evans (DC Eagle manager), was humming, "Whats love got to do
with it" All through the streets of Houston!!!
The Wicked Witch
In Washington, DC, a large sigh of relief is being heard. President
Clinton did not have to call Mayflower Movers. First dog Buddy, will
still be able to water the bushes in the rose garden, and Hilliary
Clinton will be able to inquire on apartment rental prices in New York
city if she choses!
It is finally over, and Monica can send her famous blue dress to the
cleaners!! From the interviews of voters in the DC area, the bottom
line was, He did it, he admitted it, who cares? The really important
issues can now be discussed. Important, BURNING issues such as, is "TINKY WINKY"
a gay
role model? Leave it to Jerry Falwell to stir up something as ridiculous as that.
First it was Sesame Street's "Bert and Ernie", then "Barney". Why not add
Mickey Mouse, after all he wears little white gloves, and speaks with a high
pitched voice!!!
It's a shame that Jerry Falwell's paranoia, has reached below sewer
level. But when one stops to think, his mentality has always been
there!!! What is even sadder, is, the fact that homophobic americans
believe every word he says!!
Here in the nations capital, residents, are extreamly fortunate to
have so much educational, and historical information on Black History.
Nationwide, February is generally acknowledged as Black History month.
Names that come to mind, who many are not aware of, are, Issac Murphy,
the first black jockey, to win the Kentucky Derby, not to mention 11 of
the first 20 jockeys to win the derby were black, Magon Taylor, cyclist,
Moses
Fleetwood Walker, of baseball fame, Jack Johnson, Heavyweight champion,
Paul Robeson, singer, Frederick Pollard, of Rose Bowl fame, Madam C.J.
Walker, business woman. All who struggled to reach the top of their
professions, and opened many doors for the many black americans that
followed. All these people and many, many more are being honored this
month. Television, and the news media has brought forth an amazing
aray, of information for all adults and children to enjoy and absorb.
If you are interested, in learning more, check your local TV, or
program guide for some wonderful documentaries on either PBS stations,
or cable networks.
Last Friday, night at the DC Eagle, a send off party was held for Mr. DC
Bear 98, (Craig Byrnes) and Steve Garwood (Mr. DC Bear Cub 98). Both are
competing in San Francisco, at the International Bear and Bear Cub
competition. Both of these men have done an outstanding job, raising
money for various local charities. Our best wishes go with them, and a
special acknowledgement to the sponsors of the contest, the Hiwaymen
TNT. Bear weekend, which is held in May every year here, is quickly
becoming one of the biggest contests on the east coast.
A smashing success, is the only phrase that can describe the 28th annual
Scarlett Bake sale. A benefit for Amoung Friends, the auction raised
over $7,100.00, in three hours!!! This breaks down to approximately 2400
dollars per hour!!! There were 73 entries, which is the most ever!!
Ingenuity, time, and effort, were there for all to see. Some cakes were
fetching upwards of $ 300.00! Joe Morris, former MAL, and his lover Don,
designed and baked a cake that was simply a Killer!!! entitled "Roll
call of title holders", a runway littered with male dolls all in
various "positions". C.O.M.M.A.N.D. out did themselves with an
elaborate three level extravanza, featuring dolls with enormous ball
gowns all made from multi colored frosting. The title was, "always a
bridesmaid". MOD (Men of Discipline), in keeping with their name,
elected to do a huge black frosted cake with a large "hole" with heavy
metal chain gracing the edge and through the center.
Tony Golloday, and The Defenders, and the Hiwaymen, just to name a few
all had outstanding and beautifully decorated cakes, which brought in
very high bids. Once again, the leather community was in the forefront
of raising money for charity. Although, Ryan Goldner, Intl Drummer boy
could not attend, he sent an entrie. Ryan baked over 200 cookies, wrapped
them and included condoms in each individual package of a dozen each. I met
so many "Miss Crockers" (Betty that is).
Of course one of the highlights of the evening, was the appearance of
Dean Ross, MAL 99. Dean graciously consented to have all his items of
clothing auctioned off, with the highest bidder being able to take the
item off!!! And when I say everything----I MEAN EVERYTHING!!! down to,
and including his "CR"!!. Another 4 or 5 hundred was raised!!
Dean had a good time, although, it was looking a bit shakey one hour
before the auction started. His Luggage was lost by the airline!!!
Imagine, nothing to wear??? Have no fear, C.O.M.M.A.N.D was near, and
I am sure they could have whipped up something for him to wear home!!!
Centaur member, Bailey Walker, was bound and determined not to let
anyone out bid him for Dean's Jock. A $160.00 later, there was Bailey
pulling the jock off with his teeth!!!
The judges awarded prizes to Joe Morris, Tony Golladay, and
C.O.M.M.A.N.D for outstanding cakes, and Bill Cappello, (Eagle Mgr) received
the Scarlett Heart award for outstanding service. On a final note, Doug
Gowin, last years first lady to Centaur President, donated a four tier
wedding cake (not real) that was a hat, complete with blonde wig built in.
If you wonder who's head we will see that sitting on???---Well, a member
of C.O.M.M.A.N.D was the high bidder for that one!!!
The effort by all the men that made the sale a success, headed by Gary
Floyd, and Neil Armstrong, Dan Dutcher, and a host of others, was duly noted
by all in attendance. Thank you one and all.
OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND INTO THE "DISH"
And who was seen on his back under a sink playing "Josphine the
Plumber"? Former IML 95 Larry Everett. Seems as though American Leather Woman 98,
Mercea, needed her pipes unclogged!!! What better person to handle that job other
than another titleholder!!! Especially, since they live in the same city now!!
Hope his chain and padlock around his neck did not
hinder him from his appointed duties!!! But then Daddy, may have given
him permission to put it in his jewelry case for safe keeping!!!
Unfortunately, Betty Crocker and Mercea, never had the pleasure of
meeting. Mercea baked a cake to bring to the Scarlett Bake sale.
She must have read the wrong recipe. When she pulled the cake out of
the oven, it
had more bounce than a Firestone tire, or a trampoline!!!!. When last
seen, the cake was being BOUNCED into the trash can!!!!
Heads turned, and eyes bugged out, when the bartender from Omega
(Craig) made a surprise appearance at the Eagle Saturday. He arrived
with cake in hand, however, once he took off his shirt, no one noticed
the cake!!! Matter of fact, for a few minutes no one noticed much of
anything except him!!
The "Diva" who made the front cover of Metro Weekly two weeks ago, (the
issue covering MAL) put in an appearance from Norfolk, VA. Unfortunately
all the M/W's were gone, so, there was no autograph signing party!!!!!
Gee, Al, I will have to send you some for a few of your closest (300)
friends!!!
IN THE WHAT A SURPRISE DEPT:
I guess Jim Cobb, Producer of American Brotherhood Weekend, will be
quite shocked and surprised to learn that he has a new lover!!!
According to a photo in the current Leather Journal, the caption reads,
"Jim Cobb and his other "HALF"!!! The other "half" is none other than
Bobby Simpkins, lover of 10 years to former Utica Tri's President Ron
Gurney!!! Gee, and I didn't even receive an invitation to the
wedding!!!!!!
To the lover of Dean Ross----- See, Ryan, you are no longer in the
background. Not since that huge photo of you appeared in the Leather
Journal!!! You are truly a member of the "Sash Widows" club!!! If you
need some advice on what to do during Dean's year, just ask Wayne
Nesbitt's other half, (Glen) or Will Colon!!!! Taking up basket weaving
is NOT an option!!!
IN THE GET A CLUE DEPT:
Runner-ups in leather contests do not wear their medallions everytime
they go to a bar!!! Nor do they really need to have business cards made
up stating they were FIRST OR SECOND RUNNERUP!!!! quite tacky, and quite
silly!!! Wearing a T-shirt under a harness, is equally riciculous. Would
someone pleeeze tell these children entering contests, formal leather, does
not mean putting on a pleated wing collar tuxedo shirt!! That wardrobe is
perfect for formal club functions ie; an anniversary, or formal dinner, or
installation of officers!!!! The aforementioned is OUT!!!!, but then it
was never "IN"
Wicked Witch of the East!!!
WASHINGTON DC, the only city where a mountain can be made out of a mole
hill. The lastest thing to have tongues wagging, is the word used by
openly gay David Howard, director of the Mayor's office of the Public
Advocate. Mr Howard resigned after using the word "niggardly" in a
staff meeting. Several employees took offense to the use of the word.
In a city where POC (people of color) out number whites, it would have
been in Howard's, best interest to have used another word when describing
the lack of funding for that dept. We only have to look back a few years
ago to the use of the "N" word, and the storm it brought during the OJ
Simpson trial. Granted the definition of the word, means miserly, but we
all know how some people get when they hear anything that comes close to
the word Nigger!!!
Poor judgement was the worst that he seems to be guilty of. The word
stingy would have sufficed. Now the Mayor (Anthony Williams) is on the hot
seat for accepting his resignation, so quickly, from members of the gay
and lesbian community. I would suggest to Mr. Howard, should he be
re-instated in another position, that he purchase a large felt tip
marker and cross that word out of his dictionary!!!
For reasons that most members of the leather community do not
understand, there seems to be a pin pricking the sides of two organizations
in this city. No one really seems to know the issues that are at stake, or
why one so-called leather arbitrator, has suddenly become the spokesperson
for the entire BDSM community.
Knowing some of the members of MOD (Men of Discipline), they are trying
really hard to become an active, vibrant part of the local scene. No one
has to agree with everything they stand for, but for gods sake, let them
do their thing! Some leather queens spend far too much time trying to put
down and enforce their own personal agenda on everyone else. The statement/
question, "Can't we just all get along"? obviously, the answer must be NO!!!!
The upcoming weekend, Feb 5 - 7, Pantheon of Leather will be the place
to be. New Orleans, LA. Congratulations to all the nominees. The Mr. and
Ms. Olympus contest will be held on Saturday at the La Pettit Theatre.
"Nawleans" is always a fun city, if you can get over the fact that the Mississippi
River is above the city!!!! The bars stay open all night, so, if looking at drunks
24 hours a day is your cup of tea, that is the place to be!!!
Many people have be inquiring about the Annual Scarlett Bake sale, held
here in the Nations Capital. Without a doubt it is one of the biggest
fundraisers during the year. Former president of the Hiwaymen TNT, Neil
Alexander, is "THE MAN" in charge this year, and he has assured everyone
that there will be surprises in store!!!. It will be worth the afternoon
to attend, just to see the New Mr. Mid-Atlantic Leather, (Dean Ross) have
every stitch auctioned off his body!!!
AND WHAT A BODY!!!!! All cakes and sweets should be at the DC Eagle no
later than 3pm saturday afternoon!!!
And speaking of questions, interest is building at an extreamly rapid
rate about American Brotherhood Weekend. Leathermen and Women from all
across the country are sending in contestant applications. American
Leatherboy has become a very sought after title. It is so because it is
the only competition that both genders can enter. To clearify something,
You do not have to have won a previous bar or local title to enter any of
the three contests. Remember April 2- 25, 1999. DC is beautiful at
that time of year. For information, Able Productions, P.O. Box 8130, Utica,
NY 13505-8130 Email: ABLEprod@borg.com --phone: 315 733-4281.
The official Press Release lists the Following Judges For ABW 99
Mr. Marcus Hernandez, columnist, Bay Area Reporter, Viola Johnson,
Pantheon Lifetime Achievement Award, Thom Dombkowski, Chief Judge,
IML, George Hester, Producer, Mr. Louisana Leather, Mark Fraizer, Owner,
Dallas Eagle, Mercea Strecker, American Leather Woman '98, terry sapp,
American Leatherboy 98, and Martin Hall, American Leatherman 98,
alternate judge, Lenny Broberg, IML 92.
Don't Miss a Great Weekend!!
One of the most lucrative businesses to be in this year, is, the
moving business!!! Buy or lease a large truck, and you can make a
fortune, moving queens back and forth across the United States!!! For
every three that move to the west coast, two come back!!!...Divorce
attorneys must be making a fortune! Queens better check out those
pre-nuptual agreements!!!
There is a leather web site entitled how to dress for success, when
entering contests!!! too bad some contestants did not pull it up and
make a copy before they entered MAL!!!!
Evidently, the owner of DADDY'S in SF had such a good time at MAL that
he is returning to put a few more notches on the bedpost this week!!! To
all you boys, the line forms to the right!!!!
IN THE HOW INAPPROPRIATE DEPT:
Some leather queens just do not know how to act when out in public.
There is a time and a place for everything----The lobby of the
Washington Plaza was NOT the place to be enguaged in sex, thats what
the rooms were there for!! Especially that past title holder from Seattle,
who should know better. As I have said before this is not San Francisco!
But even in SF men have better sense than to do what you were doing!!!
THE HOW PROFESSIONAL DEPT:
Kudos to Mr. Pittsburgh Leather, you were gracious, professional, and a
terrific represenative from your city, especially when all the
controversy was swirling at your feet!!!
THE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER DEPT:
MR MAL 96 is no longer living on that hurricane swept island of Puerto
Rico. He is now in Florida, with a new "Squeeze" and working on his pre-nuptual
agreement!!! The sofa in the lobby of the Washington Plaza
missed him this year!!!!!!
The housekeepers at the overflow hotel across the street, just loved
the former president of the SF Golden Gate Guards, never dirtied a
towel, or a sheet, he was never there, evidently his action was as the
Green Lantern!!!
The "EX" of former IML runnerup (MARK NORTON) is still in DC, and is now
a bartender one or two nights a week at OMEGA. Fortunately, he did not
GIVE all his leather away or turn it in for a holy roller church choir
robe!!!!! He certainly does compliment CRAIG, the star bartender at OMEGA!!!
THE WONDERS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE DEPT:
Eyeballs were just popping thursday evening at a smart social gathering
at a Dupont Circle bar, where leathermen were cocktailing!!! A member
of the MOD greeted a sweet, shy, innocent and dumure east coast dish consultant
by licking his boots!!!! in front of god and everybody!!!
The bar was plucked as was the receipient!!!!
There is hardly anything one can say about Mid Atlantic Leather Weekend.
that has not already been said. Glowing terms and kudos for the Centaur
MC have abounded from the east coast to the west coast to Europe, and
back.
It was interesting listening to first time attendee's comparing IML to
MAL. From all that was discussed, Mid Atlantic Leather weekend ranks
right up there with Chicago. After 15 years, the sponsoring club has it
down to a fine science, leaving no stone unturned to ensure, comfort,
hospitality, and friendship to all that were in attendance.
Once again, the lobby of the host hotel (the Washington Plaza) was the
place to see and be seen all weekend long. If those walls could talk,
what a story they would tell!!! The contestants, were outstanding, the
money raised for the Leather Archives was fantastic ($4,000), and the
vendor market had customers running to their rooms for the back-up
credit cards, for those items that they just had to have.
Each year the parade of colors becomes longer and longer, not to
mention the past and present title holders. If every former title
holder had signed up to be announced, emcee Frank Nowicki, would have
lost his voice!! It never ceases to amaze me how the Centaur club can
feed 1100 guests and have the floor cleared and ready for the next event
in less than 30 minutes!!
One of the shuttle bus drivers confided that it was his first day on the
job! His eyes were as big as saucers. and the smile was even bigger,
when two generous leather men tipped him $20.00 each because he was so
nice!!!!
The DC Eagle was packed to the rafters as were other area bars all
weekend. No one seemed to mind the closeness. It was a "HIGH COW" weekend
and everyone was in their leather finery. There were plenty of cocktail
parties going on all weekend. One of the most popular was a party
given by the ONYX club of Chicago.
Who would be the new MAL 99, was the question everyone wanted to know.
Tony Mills MAL 98, gave his stepping aside speech, and when the votes
were tallyed, much to no ones great surprise, Canada took it this year
with the selection of Dean Ross, of Ottawa (Dean is the current Mr.
Ottawa Leather).
First runner-up was Austin Masters, and Second Runnerup was Mark
Innocenzi. All of the contestants were very good and made excellent
showings in all catagories.
One question that was asked by numerous first timers to the contest
was: if the title is Mid Atlantic leather, why would contestants enter
from the west coast? or Canada? According to the Centaur club, there was
nothing ever put in writing as to what area of the country you must be
from in order to enter. So, unless the name of the contest is changed,
or the rules governing entry requirements, it shall remain as is!!!
Now Rest!!!!!
This is not the first time that someone from Canada has won MAL.
Handsome MIchel Rousse took the title in 1987 and was first runner-up at
IML that same year. What is important, is, what the person does with the
title, fullfilling the responsibilities and representing the Mid-Atlantic region.
Don't be surprised if you just happen to see some of the contestants
that were in MAL entering IML in the spring!!! One other item that
should not go unnoted was the talented Debbie Jacobs, who had the
house in a disco frenzy. Yours truly was seen snapping a finger and
tapping a toe!!
Congratulations to Peter Lloyd, President of the Potomac MC for being
selected as the recepient of this years Unsung Hero Award given by Vi
Johnson and Jill Carter. Truly a well deserved award.
DISH, DISH, WHO'S GOT THE DISH???
Is Frank Nowicki, the only person in DC who knows what IML stands
for? It is so tiring to hear present and past IML's announced as Mr.
International Leather!!!
And to that DRAG QUEEN who thought the show was all about her...
so sorry to tell you BLAIR----IT WASN'T !! One thing you don't do, give
a drag queen a mike, especially when they are tipsy!!! So nice to see
the emcee handle that with diplomacy!!!
Evidently, the bus driver of the # 38 Geary in SF, will have to rely
upon what every one else tells him about the contest since he was too
busy working the halls at the hotel to attend!!
Did two Leathermen really grab a cab and go shopping for china at
Hechts and return to the contest as the emcee was FINALLY finished
reading one of the contestants fantasy?
Wouldn't you have thought with all the boot blacks around, that some
of the contestants, would have had their boots shined before appearing on
stage?
Although, there may not be a Wallis Warfield Simpson waiting in the
wings, it is true that a certain title holder has abdicated the throne,
just like Edward VIII . But at this time we are not sure if it was
for the man he loves. However, there is a vacancy sign at the Mr. Ebony
Leather castle!!!
Free at Last, Free at Last, Thank god almighty, must have been the
phrase running through the mind of a former Mr. Southeast Leather
producer seen at MAL. No sign of the broach-size padlock and tasteful
chain that he dashed off to San Francisco with some months ago. Matter
of fact, no sign of the Master either !! WASUP??
What is the problem with these contestants and costumes??? "DO" rags
went out with Aunt Jemima. And masks, went out with Zorro, and the
Lone Ranger. Who is giving these children pointers on how to dress?
--someone from Mr. Blackwell's worst dress list??
January 4, '99
'>'Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love and sisterly affection, was
a super city to ring in the New Year. Those people do know how to
party!!!! The Philadelphians MC hosted the TRI-CEN XIII weekend.
Leather men and women decended upon the city from everywhere. From as
far away as Ireland to the east, and California from the west..
If you have never witnessed the world famous Mummers Parade, trust me,
it is a sight to behold! A ten hour long celebration, over three miles
in length,involving 15,000 marchers in costumes of slipper satin, with
thousands of gold and silver sequins, sequined braids, and ostrich
plumes worn by men is almost more than a heart can stand. If New
Orleans thinks they have cornered the market on flashy grandiose
costumes, during Mardi Gras, they best think again!!!
The streets were overflowing with revelers, from the night before, (New
Years eve) and what a party they were having. With the weather being
extreamly harsh, one could only watch for short lengths of time without
having to dash into a local pub or bar for a quick warm up libation. It
was duly noted that most who came into the bar stayed inside, and
watched the proceedings on TV!!! (very smart move)
The Philadelphians gave you four days of food, drink and fun. I have
never attended so many cocktail and eye opener parties in such a short
amount of time in my life!!! the Knight Hawks or Virginia, The Bike
Stop, The Potomac MC, Quagmires/Vikings, The Enforcers, R.I, The Centaur
MC, The Scott & Ryan Cocktail party, The Bryan and Gene, Cocktail
party, the Long Island Ravens, And C.O.M.M.A.N.D.!!! THANK GOD,
taxicabs were plentiful!!!!
Needless to say, some attendees, had a different "OUTFIT" for every
event! Those poor bellhops, earned their tips what with steamer trunks,
hatboxes, makeup cases and the likes not to mention tons of leather.
Since this was a AMCC sanctioned event, there was a meeting squeezed
into the weekend as well.
One of the Highlights of the weekend was the commitment ceremony of
Scott Reikofski, (PA Drummer 98) and Ryan Goldner, (Intl Drummer boy
98). Complete with engraved invitations to the "TOP OF THE STOP" (Philly's
newest leather wedding chappel) The person who caught the bouquet, a
member of BLADEAF, held onto the bouquet for the rest of the evening!!
While serious in the commitment made to each other, lets face it, it
was a hoot!!! a matron of honor, a Ring "BEAR" and the high camp Mother
of the bride, (SIR LADY CHARLES, and JOHN LOESCH). The first 100 guests
were given flower bedecked veiled head pieces to wear. Imagine leather
men in full leather with smart veiled head dresses, dabbing their eyes
and reaching for the kleenex!!! It was one of those, "you had to be
there moments" Obviously Ryan was busy with that hot glue gun for
weeks!!!! The reception, complete with three tier wedding cake, and a
extreamly lethal concoction entitled Philadelphia Freedom, had some
guests carrying on like the third act of Faust!!! The photos are
priceless!!!!---AND I HAVE THEM!!!
In a most unusual move, all 7 pledges to the Philadelphians were given
their patches, and made full members during the formal dinner held
Saturday nite. The dinner was excellent. New member Ron Grier, is to be
commended for the preparation of every single meal during the entire run!!
What a job he had. The hospitality shown by each and every member of the
Philadelphians, is something that did not go un noticed by everyone in attendance.
Thank you men, for your out pouring of love. I look forward to attending in the year 2000!!
In just a little over a week and a half, Mid Atlantic Leather weekend
will take center stage in the nations capital. Leather men from coast to
coast will grace Washington with their presence, as well as the leather
women. No mention as yet of how many contestants will be vieing for the
title of Mr MAL, I have however met several that are hoping that they
will be the lucky one to have the sash placed on them by the outgoing Mr
Mid Atlantic Leather 98, Tony Mills.
Tony, has been visable throughout the year, at all the major events, as
Intl Mr Leather. We look forward to MAL 99 being equally as visable and
involved, in local as well as regional and national events. Good Luck
Tony, in all your future endeavors.
Some people are still giggling over the young man that wanted to be
paddled, at a Brotherly Love bar, by a member of the Knight Hawks of Virginia,
and then called the police on said member, when things got a little too hot!
Philly's finest, then inquired as to why said member was trying to impersonate
a officer of the law!!! in his uniform!! Some fast talking prevented said member
from being whisked away to the local slammer!!
Remember guys, not every city has the tolerance of San Francisco!!!
What did Santa bring the Captain of the Philadelphians for Christmas??
All the lovely accessories to go with the lovely blue satin gown he was
seen wearing at "THE" wedding. The fur stole, and tiara and operal
length gloves just added the right touches!!!
Amazing how a girdle, saran wrap and nylon hose with seams, can
completely transform someone into a vision of loveliness, eh, Sir Lady
Charles??? Better watch out, C.O.M.M.A.N.D may become jealous!!!!
Mr DC Eagle 98/99 wasted no time in snatching up last years IML
contestant who recently moved to DC from Iowa !!! Well, at least he has
someone that can give him pointers on how to make the top 20!!!! And no,
he did not try on Mr Iowa's sash, he will have his own to parade around
in before MAL!!!!
Jewelry stores in Philly must make a fortune off leather men. But three
or more gold chains around the neck certainly make it very hard to see
the padlock!!! Diamond rings on each finger, and gold braclets really do
clash with leather and floggers!!!!! The only thing missing was the polyester
leisure suit!!!!
Evidently, the "IN" thing this year, is, having victory and cocktail
parties at bath houses!!!! So many smiles on so many men after crawing
back to the host hotel, long after the sun came up!!!
Several Leathermen were overheard asking Intl Ms Leather 98 where she
purchased her waist cincher??---Like they could even fit into something
that tiny!!! You really don't want to know who asked!!!, It would ruin
their leather immage!!!
If one is to believe the rumor that a leatherman who recently moved to
Philadelphia has run into trouble in "PARADISE" with his new squeeze,
then he would share the title of shortest relationship on record!!!!
MOVE OVER JOE RICCI!!!....Hopefully this is not true!!!
IN THE WHY SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRINK DEPT:
Picture this, invited to a lovely Christmas gathering, of the Potomac
MC where the invited guest becomes so crocked, and unruly that he
proceeds to break up the hosts china, knock over the plants, break the
phone and pour beer into the back of the television set!!! and has to be
asked to leave!!!---You say "So What"? Only that the person involved happens
to be a member of long standing with that club!! Is an apology in the making?
Is a check in the mail? The host can only hope that both will be
forthcoming!!!
IN THE GUESS WHO CAME TO DINNER DEPT:
The Philadelphians formal dinner had a surprise guest. Eyes focused on
the patch of a jacket which read PMC!!! (Pittsburgh MC) Member said he was
representing the entire club!! However, no one seemed to see a letter of
apology in hand upon greeting Philadelphian club member Ryan Goldner!!!
But the PMC member, did state that he was very embarrased over the
incident and not every member is happy with the entire club being lumped together
as a group because of the actions of a few!!! That member gets an "A" for attending!!!
All the best in 99!!
The Wicked Witch of the East
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